Farmer's Expectations

[M1919 2298]

 

FARMER'S EXPECTATIONS

 

 

A letter makes itself known to the Lord Inquisitor. @RaindropsKeepFalling

 

Its contents are known to all who wander around the Bailiff's board in the village of Acre.

 

 

To whom it may concern,

Let it be made clear that Acre will not suffer insolence nor attempts to spark civil unrest from the office of the Lord Inquisitor or his affiliates. Any man, woman, child, or animal may not be taken from the lands of Acre without explicit permission of BARON HANNES DE VILAIN, or SIR GUSTAF DE VILAIN. This may only be obtained through an in person meeting within the halls of Castle de Vilain.

 

Failure to adhere by this will be met with the involved party's gait permanently limited.

 

Any act of apprehending citizens of Acre as a means to acquire hostage, leverage, or enact punishment against the barony will result in worse.

 

This includes every town, highway, forest, creek, river, sewer, city, and stronghold within Oren.

 

All responses from the Inquisition's office to this letter will be made into firewood, privy supply, or used as extra parchment for archery practice.

 

 

 

TO THE KING DO WE ONLY ANSWER,

 

The Honourable, Hannes de Vilain, Baron of Acre, The Lord Commander of the Petran Legion

Sir Gustaf de Vilain KRE, Knight Commandant of the Order of the Red Eagle, Knight of Acre, Sentinel of His Royal Majesty, and the Champion of the Ivory Alps

The Bearer of the Stache, Otto, Bailiff of Acre, Constable of Castle de Vilain

 

[Ryanark 2738]

Hannes sits on the foyer’s armchair, tapping his finger patiently against the wood.. By his side, the fasces leaned against the chair.

[Smmer 2441]

the unborn baby awaiting impatiently to be born agrees

[STBNL 250]

Palomar accidentally steps in cattle shit in Acre "..."

[GoodGuyMatt 7113]

Upon waking up to the news within the Warband's watchtower in Acre, Leon Barclay frowned deeply as he shook his head "Unacceptable! Whoever tries something similar once more will know the wrath of the Harvest Lords!" he said, and would go to take another selfie with his Accord pals.

 

Spoiler

 

[XOCO 502]

A young child blinks idly as servants pass the letter to the rookery.

 

~

 

Elsewhere, a stocky peasant soldier by the name of Potte nods in agreement as the letter is read aloud to him in the solar of Kaer Coch. 

 

"Sir Gushtaff an' is lot 'ave got it roight, m'lord. Us 'arvest lords oughtta stick togethah," He declares, slamming his tankard down on the table, "Fer the 'arvest!"

[Jentos 9422]

Jean danced in the woods, robes frayed and mind spinning.