A Knoxist Mass

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] You find a flier in your aviary

Let the LORD enter your life!

My fellow halflings, for much too long has the church remained empty. Many of us are left astray, without the spiritual guidance we require. It is time for us to once again gather in the pews and learn the ways of our people, the history of the world and all that lives in it, and of the Great Farmer, Billy Bob, himself, whose spirits guide and guard us from the evil ways of the dark Squid-lord Arugula. Lord Knox principle among them, the true protector of weefolks from now all the way back to ancient times, risen from the fields to ward off evil spirits, thieves, bandits, and other troubles. How are we to continue receiving these blessings without devotion and reverence to Knox himself? Knox commands us to worship him, and worship him we shall!

 

O Lord Knox,

From the fields you arose, and the fields I now tend,

May you grant me your guidance

In my life 'till the end

Amen.

 

-Mimosa Applefoot,

Proud Knoxist.

 

((5 PM EST, tomorrow on Sunday 9/11/2022, located in Honeyhill, the home of the halflings, just past the fields outside of Karosgrad))

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This event is secretly HalflingQuest part 3! Bring all of your HalflingQuest items! There will be some CRP!

 

Halfling Quest info below:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1njNrYmcSsLsdnxN7Kh9FePCwOOn-ILm3E6ZhPWt5Yaw/edit?usp=sharing

 

[Barbog 448]

The goblin who lives right above the church decides against harassing the Bards or trying to commit more crimes in the name of magic; after all, convincing everyone at mass that Knox is the totally canonical spirit of pumpkins is far more important.