Adelemphii 962 Share Posted June 17, 2023 En tae year 1645, tae dwed folk split undeh two factions. Et wus uh tryin' toime, an' et broke me 'eart tae see me kinfolk split apart en uh disagreement. We dwed are nae plenty loike t'em knife ears er t'em 'umans. We cannae be foightin' amongst ourselves loike t'is. Ets been too long since weh've been united, lads 'n lasses. Tae Kingdom o' Kaz'Ulrah es uh disgrace, en et denounces oor ancestry o' Urguan. Tae be split undeh two flags, Kaz'Ulrah en' Confederation o' 'Ammers es nae oor weh, en' ets me duteh tae reunite our peoples. Wit' t'at, Ae, Adresin o' tae Tunnelsmasher clan, announce meh candidacy fer Kingship. Ae'll reunite tae Grand Kingdom o' Urguan as one again. ARUUU! RELIGION Ets become apparent tae meh t'at ets common fer dwed tae beh speakin' ol' dwed even t'ough t'ey are nae priests. W'ot 'as 'appened? Back en me day tae onleh lads 'n lasses t'at spoke ol' dwed were tae priests. AGRICULTURE W'ot tae Confederation o' 'Ammers 'as done wit' t'eir farmin' 'as been good. Ae know ye folk are nae good at et, an' yer'll 'ave tae learn, but ets in oor best interest tae bring up uh good farmin' industreh o' young dweds. T'at's why Ae'll ensure plenteh farmin' jobs fer dwed young an' old, an' we'll expand oor industry to accompaneh t'is. MINING All yer lads 'n lasses be doin' uh good job et minin', roightly so as we're dwed 'n all. Buht Ae think weh need tae reclaim oor former gloreh in t'ese regards, weh need a directory tae expand oor minin' outputs. MILITARY Ae love me tae legionnaire. W'en Ae was a wee lad en Kal'Karaad en Athera Ae 'ad joined tae legionnaire, an' Ae took proide en protectin' me kingdom an' kin. Et was me proide, an' I believe t'at all dwedfolk s'ould take proide en t'at. As suc', Ae propose tae creation o' mandatory attendance en tae legionnaire fer all young dwed comin' o' age. FACILITIES Ae've noticed en me toime aroun' Urguan t'at weh lack tae necessary places tae 'ave aneh s'oppin' fer bot' citizens an' folk w'o want tae open up s'ops 'ere. Uh good economeh relies on tae movement o' mina an' ot'er t'ings, an' weh cannae do t'at ef weh donnae 'ave tae facilitaes t'e support et. RETURN THE CROWN Tae big mistake t'at Kaz'Ulrah made, w'ich led tae t'e split o' oor kin, was formin' uh new kingdom an' 'andin' off tae crown tae a son. Oor people pride oorselves en votin' fer oor king. Et es nae roight tae split oor people's t'is way by forcefulleh c'angin' oor customs wit'out considering oor kin. Wit' me, Ae'll reform oor kingdom, an' Ae'll roightfully restore tae wae o' ol' tae allow oor kin tae vote fer tae next king. EVENTS Lastleh, wit' mae run fer Grand King o' Urguan, Ae donnae see maneh events from dwed fer celebratin' oor ancestreh, nae victories, nae anethin'. W'ere be tae feasts, drinkin' activitehs, decorations? W'y are me kin youn' an' ole nae celebratin' w'ot we 'ave? Wit' me as yer king, Ae'll create maneh 'olidays tae celebrate t'ese t'ings an' maneh more, because we are uh proud race, an' we need tae show et! SIGNED BY ADRESIN TUNNELSMASHER FOR THE RETURN OF A GLORIOUS URGUAN 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2064 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Thalgrim looks at the missive in confusion, incapable of comprehending it's strange words. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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