DAH VILACHIAN BEEF | sev Arsen's translation

[MisterBlitzkrieg 1357]

Blud heard tat many bruvs don' understand wut Boss man fedor spittin, ye? So blud tinkin, "Blud s'ould translate ye, so manem can understand wut dah boss spittin ye? Put it in fresh lingo ye."

DAH VILACHIAN BEEF

2nd of the Chilly stones, 1936

 

 

Today, me mandem been shown proppah wasteman behaviah by me cuz in dah jungle. Me manem pulled up in Portoregne for a impor'ant mee'in n' dah d***'eads but when mandem spit wiff dah cuz, mans started spittin bare bait. T'reathenin mandem n' callin me fam proppah Vilac fakers. Dah balian muppets lucky blud's manden didn't 'and out dah good ol' skrrrrr brap brap to mans becuz we straight chillin ye. Bluds fams in dah past wasn' straight chillin like blud ye.

 

Since blud's cuz, casimir, is bare mental blud is gonna spit straight facts in mans face, ye? All dah kids from dah OG Martius are proppah vilacs ye n' mans sayin we fakers is mental. Mans bare bookey for spittin dat. Since bluds fam shares dah blood of dah OG Martius we dah real deal ye man. 

 

Dah OG Leonid, bossin around a gang of bruvs,  tought dah fam to give blud's  haters a second chance. Becuzz of Leonid, Blud is givin dah balian cuzs a second chance. Blud ain' gonna chill when cuz trynna split dah fam n' callin one side fakers n' neeks. We are one fam ye? No' two. One. We straight chillin so mandem won' chef mans up ye? We want chill vibes betwen mandem n' balian ye? But bluds mandem gonna do wutever blud needs to do if needed. 

 

Put in fresh lingo by,

Acolyte sev Arsen

[chaotikal 2392]

"I had a hard time understanding the original missive, but the promethean and heroic efforts by sev Arsen enlighten us one more time." Spoke Ferrant.

[𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖜𝖆𝖓 740]

 

Edward admires the diligence of Sev to allow accessibility of understanding to the greater masses. 

[L1veLaughLich 425]

"Blud appreciates me brotha Sev translatin dis so blud can understand innit" Baldrick nods