WARNING: Incompetent Burglar!

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[!] A notice is put up on the Dúnwen Noticeboard!

Warning: Incompetent Burglar!

Hide your dirt, hide your stone, hide your wood, and hide your deepslate! The Garbage Collector is here to steal your least valuable items! Just recently, this bandit buffoon ran around our wee village filling his pockets with mass-produced monk stone and other refuse from old build supplies. He even 'broke' into a few burrows to steal their firewood! Hide your less valuable belongings well or else the Garbage Collector will take out your trash for you!

Remember: The Garbage Collector is extremely clever in his non-cleverness! Not only will he steal your refuse, he will brag about it! He left a big 'L' of cobblestone in one of my booze-barrels after stealing a single bottle of booze, the space for which seemingly cleared out by leaving fifty two bread loaves in another barrel (I am munching on this free bread as I write this notice).

Spoiler

((Noo, not the single bottle of alcohol!))

 

Hide your trash, hide your old building supplies, hide your flower collection! The Garbage Collector is HERE!

 

-Mimosa Applefoot,

Mayor of Dúnwen, very cool halfling.