EULERSBURG...

[Gaja 1311]

 

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EULERSBURG

Published 145 SA. / 1941 IA.

… is officially open to visitors!

 

The brothers Jan and Stefan Euler humbly invite any and all to sample their hospitality over the coming months, as they will gladly host anyone who wishes to visit! The keep of Eulersburg stands proudly atop a hill in the League of Veletz, watching over the eastern road and standing across from Aldersberg.

 

Inside, one may find a calming and rustic atmosphere, most especially noticeable in the gardens, where one may sit and enjoy the finest cuisine in all of Aevos, prepared by Master Chef Stefan Euler.

“I love turtles!”

- Stefan Euler, to the Eulersburg Turtle.

 

Within the actual hall itself, one may find themselves inclined to groove, as the presence of renowned tribute band Laszlo and the Eulers combines with the elaborate light show within to make the perfect environment for late-night dance parties. After all, what could be better than sipping on Euler booze, smoking Euler cigars, and enjoying some music with all your friends?

 

“Balls? That’s for Balianites!”

 - Jan Euler, in his disco hall, followed by audible guffawing from the Yellow Berets.

Signed,

His Eulership, Euler of Eulersburg, Stefan Euler

 His Eulership, Euler of Eulersburg, Jan Euler

 

Spoiler

Coords: x: 1057, z: -441

 

 

[Laeonathan 5889]

Ulrich Euler, the first of the Eulers, smiled upon his descendants and their achievements!

 

Spoiler

Can't believe Eulers are still around.

 

[JakubJerboa 261]

Jan Euler sips on his Euler Max, indulging in his brother's newest culinary achievement in the comfort of the Euler gardens, while observing the Yellow Berets returning from yet another successful training skirmish. "It's a good day to be Euler".

[Optimus420 1926]

Jan Ivanovich who now rests in the Seven Skies above, enjoyed a drink at the remnants of the Basking Turtle Tavern 

[Borin 7645]

"Eulerbros! Lets gooo" chants Brother Odo

[Monster_Duck 365]

A faint screaming is heard from deep within the Eulersburg manor...

 

Spoiler

as Laszlo Euler begins to do the worm at the after party. Euler Schnapps is flowing freely and a strange smell of herbs wafts through the basement! This would be a night to remember if this didn't happen every night at Eulersburg. The Karaoke Animii in the corner lets music flow freely as many members of the Eulersburg retinue groan upon hearing Locked Away by R. City play for the fifth time in a row. Laszlo gets up out of breath just in time to start singing again. 

 

[marikandaperc 1817]

Angelica Ingrid Freyja Kolsson-Mosu of Redclyf AND Rozania loves the Euler Eulersburg and Eulersmax. She would make sure to visit and stock on the addictive drink for her most trusted companion Callahan

[Noxen 19]

Guido Divecchia and Vanderm Marwill sit in the quiet dawn of the Eulersburg guard tower, overlooking the valley below and listening to the birds sing.  They had just force fed a herd of cows for five hours throughout the night, but a fifteen minute break with an Euler Max prepares them for another six hours of cow breeding! Life in Eulersburg could not be better, perhaps for the exception of cattle!

 

Be sure to contact Stefan Euler to acquire an Euler Max for yourself.

Edited September 6, 2023 by Noxen

[DeusEstBonus 4]

"Balianites" says Nale as he stands menacingly in the corner of the disco hall wondering if the other partygoers realize how cool and mysterious he is.

Edited September 6, 2023 by DeusEstBonus

[BobTC 5]

Robert, upon the news of the grand opening of Eulersberg, exclaimed, "I love being Euled up!..." This was as he was escorting a nigh unconscious Ethan James Madison to his bed after the dear fellow had consumed far too many moonflower seeds. 

Edited September 6, 2023 by BobTC

[Zlatan 6]

The bigheaded Euler ponders how to put his love into words for the beautiful Adrian he met at a recent tourney “Too bad she is already married” he thought to himself while kicking his legs in the air on the side of his bed

[Jihnyny 5233]

The to be named Euler let out his arms with a scream! Rushing down the street with a towel around him, having been given the missive during his great peasantry bath. "EEEEULLLLERREEEEKKAAAA"

[Karningul 49]

Mithair takes a swig of the Euler brewed rum, before joining the rest of the yellow berets in the singing and he danced to “Fly me to the moon!” Being in the Euler retinue had never been better!

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Edited September 6, 2023 by Karningulwastaken

[Enlightenment 2295]

"I love the Eulers," Emilio said, having finished the entire case of Euler Max Stefan gave him, "I hunger for more."

[Naufragium 614]

DJ DISTRUGERE prepares his newly developed ANIMII MUSICAL SYMPOSIUM machine, outfitted with the newest hit tracks such as:

 

MF DISTRUGEBOT - ONE BLOCK 

MF DISTRUGEBOT ft King Konst - WIZARD SNITCH KNISHES 

Laszlo and the Eulers - Will 'O on the Water

Roland Legrand and the Hiram Kings - Gamblin' Man

 

AND MORE!