Malins Welcome 739 Popular Post Share Posted January 19 CARRION BLACK By James Vursur Dedicated to Yuliya Styrne [ Instrumental Version ] LYRICS: Sigmund saw the end of time before his very eyes He asked: 'can I get something that's more practically applied?' So Aenguls gave another scroll the pontiffs keep concealed On which the recipe for Carrion Black was revealed When I was a much younger lad, a novice to the world I walked into a tavern and I met a pretty girl Her eye sparkled like emeralds and her lips were ruby red She offered me a glass to drink and this is what she said: The first sip is the vilest bit of swill you've ever had. The second's guaranteed to be at least three times as bad It only gets worse going forth until your glass is drained Then you'll never want another drink 'sides Carri'n Black again. If rumor's true, the Black is brewed in secret monasteries Where saints labor in silence to produce the stuff for free For every mina that they make goes to the holy see But what's for sure is every glass elicits prayer from me There was an army general who was rigid and severe So when he didn't come to work the folk were fraught with fear It turned out that the tavern boy had got his order wrong They found him crowned in halfling town a-bellowing this song: The first sip is the vilest bit of swill you've ever had. The second's guaranteed to be at least three times as bad It only gets worse going forth until your glass is drained Then you'll never want another drink 'sides Carri'n Black again. I've wandered 'cross the world to find the finest drink to choose From Haleu'nor to Urguan I've sampled every brew The Elven wines are well and fine, and Grog is always fun But I'll go back to good ol' Black when all is said and done When I was a much richer man, I drank away my nights A friend observed my folly and at once took me aside. He asked 'How could you drink away the fortune that you'd gained?' I sat him on a barstool and I patiently explained: The first sip is the vilest bit of swill you've ever had. The second's guaranteed to be at least three times as bad It only gets worse going forth until your glass is drained Then you'll never want another drink 'sides Carri'n Black again. (Repeat until patrons lose consciousness) Spoiler This is an original song written by myself which I composed with a lot of help from my brother. I hired Diego Yakich on Fiverr to perform it. Hope you enjoy! 41 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_NotChris 202 Share Posted January 19 Big O' +1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SethWolf 1387 Share Posted January 19 Walter Weiss hoisted his pint of inky black liquid into the air as the bard played the tune of his most beloved drink! "The first sip is the vilest bit of swill you've ever had. The second's guaranteed to be at least three times as bad It only gets worse going forth until your glass is drained Then you'll never want another drink 'sides Carri'n Black again!" He belched loudly as the verse ended, falling back in his chair and clattered onto the floor. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgrt 744 Share Posted January 20 This is amazing. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FadedMoonlight 49 Share Posted January 20 THY EARS HAST BEEN BLESSED BY:102.4: ELF LIGHT FM 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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