COME VISIT WICK★MART TODAY

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Written and Issued by Georgiana Wick

2006 || Year 6 of the RAT

                                                  

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This advertisement was brought to you via Wick and Co. Industries LLC.

 

Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to be a Wick? Well now you can! Step into a world of Wick at Wick★mart, where you can  find everything you need, and more, at a great price. Whether you're stocking up or looking for something special, Wick★mart has you covered. Wick★mart, located in the heart of Elizabeth, Alba, offers a wide selection of products from traditional Wickish goods, to everyday essentials!

 

On the shelves, you can find:

• Traditional Wick Goods: 
  • Fine wines and local brews such as chamberpot wine, Wicksian Whiskey and Wickwood vodka.
  • Freshly prepared Wick foods such as pelmeni, spicy kebabs, meat pies and sausage with sauerkraut.
  • Specially crafted goods such as candles, wickbaum soap and wickgars.
  • Wick-or-treat candy
• Everyday Essentials: 
  • Grocery staples: fresh meat, vegetables and fruits
  • A selection of metals
  • Paper and books
  • lighters
• World Science:
  • A handcrafted and picked array of alchemical goods. From beginner’s brews, expert elixirs, and advanced alchemicals.
    • Medical salts and staples
    • “Living” metal mounts and companions and limb replacements
    • Alchemical advice and consultation offered
• Clothing
  • Off the shelf, ready to be worn clothing
  • Custom tailored outfits at your discretion
• Stuff for the kids
  • For a limited time, Wick★mart is selling Spuds Wick plushies! This is the perfect companion or pillow for the young child. These are found in two versions:
    • General Edition: Soft, squishy, and perfect for playtime or bedtime!
    • VIP Edition: The deluxe version with extra features, including a premium fabric and collectible details that resemble Spuds Wick

 

And many more!

Come visit Wick★mart at 5th Rose St. , Elizabeth, Alba, today!

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Spuds Wick sat in the plush section as he took the candy out of the pockets of the plushies for himself “They love to see a Wick winning. And I love being a winner.”

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“Wickgars? They’re called Wickwoods!” Casimir quickly scribbles on a long binding contract whilst a grubby lawyer rubs his hands together, finalizing the registered trademark.

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"This..... This.. WE MUST FRANCHISE!" yelled Atticus Keen to random serfs. "Send an inquiry, now!"

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You think you the Wick, you ain't even the wax