OPEN SEASON ON THE OLD DARK

[xo31 3979]

Spoiler

 

 

“Where light casts; a shadow trails in wake.

Where lives passed; borders there do break.

Where death lasts; the fury of a drake.

Where souls fast; atone for our mistake.

 

Where dead sing; ashen will be done.

Where birth brings; the dark is to none.

Where spiders sting; webs will be spun.

Where smog rings; Radiant, the Black Sun.”

 

 

 

TO ALL XIONISTS, NEW OR OLD, THERE EXISTS A THREAT AS OLD AS TIME;

 

THE OLD DARK

 

HIDING AS COWARDS IN THEIR FORESTS, THE NECROMANCERS UNDER THE EX-WICK AND THORIM THE ONCE-DWARF HIDE AND KIDNAP DESCENDANTKIND.

 

TO EVERY XIONIST WHO BRINGS ME, KOSMIKOS, HERALD OF UMBRAGE, PROOF OF ONE OF THE ABUSERS OF THE MORTAL ARTS DEATHS, YOU WILL BE REWARDED APPROPRIATELY.

 

MY ONE ADDRESS UNTO THE OLD DARK IS THIS,

YOU ARE FOOLISH, UNWISE, AND COWARDLY.

YOU HAVE NO TACT.

YOU HAVE NO MEANINGFUL THEME.

AND WE WILL RAISE YOU AS KNIGHTS ONCE YOU ARE SLAIN.

 

ALTERNATIVELY,  BRING FORTH THORIM AND THAT FLESH CONSTRUCT YOU HAVE NAMED OLIVIA, AND BE TRIED UNDER EMBER LAW.

 

 

FEAR THE OLD DARK.

RADIANT IS THE BLACK SUN.

 

 

[lemonke 6014]

8 minutes ago, xo31 said:

Where spiders sting;

"OI. WATCH YOUR TONGUE!!! DON'T INVOLVE SPIDERS IN IT." The spider was utterly offended by reading this missive. She ran into her private chambers to cry as her feelings were hurt.

[King_Kunuk 3022]

"He doesn't know that I am predominantly an Umbrige pilled individual, though not through the full tenets of xion," That ex wick laments after some study of xionists ideals. "Alas, why does my first wanted post have to be by a bloody xionists! That's so lame! Why not Hyspia, or the Church of Canon! Or Numendil!"

[Mestvin 947]

The necromancer simply laughs at the Xionist rant.

[Ardory 2978]

1 hour ago, xo31 said:

UNDER EMBER LAW.

 

1 hour ago, xo31 said:

HERALD OF UMBRAGE

 

The Fisher lets out a heavy sigh, once again the so called "Herald of Umbrage" falls to Ember Law. "What a Hypocrite." 

[PCSwift 1422]

Asbjorn weeps, for his enemies reddit post

[Security_ 2287]

A lich can’t believe it. Bone politik. “I can’t believe it.” He can’t believe it. 

[KalashnikovaAvto 65]

The ghoul's face we're deadpanned

[_xMika 284]

Withlock scanned the contents of the missive judgmentally, and with a heavy sigh echoing he simply murmured

"Why do we care for ember law?" 

 

he simply tossed the missive to the side and continued 

"Is he truly the herald of umbrage?"

His voice held a tone of resentment and uncertainty, to him the pieces simply didn't add up. . Though for now he shrugs it off, perhaps it was a simple mistake written in ink.