The NOTORIOUS Barry B Gets invited to a Wedding

[Zqppy 918]

 

[!] This letter would make it’s way to the Vale intended to be seen by Beau L’Rathra.

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@MaplTree

[!] A sketched profile of Barrius Black is included

“Nice Book Beau”

 

I’m taking the time to mass print this missive and distribute it to make you aware The NOTORIOUS Barrius B. has acquired your Wedding Invitation Booklet.

 

Sneaking in to a band of Holy men was quite easy and the rewards were COPIOUS, I was able to slew your kindred and acquire this book and the horse I write this letter upon

 

A Reminder that “I love you!”

I’m so glad you’ve found love in this world Beau, this Wyn fellow must be a lovely fella. I quite adore the Sketches you’ve made of presumably the Elf in question.

 

And of course,

A shout out to the Priest of the Soon to be Wedding known as Sonna and ALL the guests who were to be invited.

Sasha

Liriana & their Husband

Faelyth and their Multiple Wives/Husbands (I can’t quite tell the amount)

Nasir

Kelpie (What an odd name, sounds Elven)

These supposed “Twins”
Hesperia

And Malii which I hope doesn’t mean all Elves that, would make it quite the LONG wedding list.

 

I’m looking forward to our next meeting where I shall demand yet again

BLOOD FER COIN!

~ Barrius Black, The NOTORIOUS Barry B.

 

[DancingZebra267 1626]

After reading the missive, he'd call out to his men. "200 minas will be rewarded to who can bring this man in ALIVE."

[Junoix 2301]

Still covered in the blood of her own kin, Sonna prepared the body of the young Vulnrith for burial, as the song of vengeance clamored through her bones.

[Tav 4336]

"Corny ass missive like.." said Brother Bog, ADEPT DRUID OF THE DRUIDIC ORDER. Throws missive into the fire and rolls eyes. 

[ferdaboy 3472]

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[Phersades 1710]

"Humans live such short lives...... To spend what precious moments you have to write such a missive rather than spending it with your wife, kids, or the soldiers you bunk with." Vayan Vulnrith would grimace, tearing it up and throwing it into the same fire Caius had disposed of his. "It is very telling..." 

 

[jqsmlne 460]

The air was tense, the vale filled with anger and sorrow. A stressful and demanding day it had been.
Liriana read the missive once she finally arrived home, her name catching her attention. 

 

She had planned many functions before, weddings included. Whoever wrote this does not know the lengths she would go for her beloved sister. She tore down one of the missive and turned it to the other side. Then, she took out her favorite quill and started sketching the set-up of the venue as she hummed, making her way home.

[TofuGomi 362]

Faelyth read over the missive, scratching his head, "... I'm not even married." The half-elf would certainly have to go find their niece-in-law to understand what in the Aspects' name was happening. 

[TheBigBubbles 963]

Hesperia somehow finds this missive, amongst various other letters. The ancient Oyashiman stares down at it for a moment, "Do I need reading glasses? Is that my name?" she'd proceed to squint at it again, "Why is my name on the missive of some deranged mad man? What elven wedding was I invited to of all people? Don't they know I hate weddings?"

[chaoscorvus 34]

Wynreth never was one for revenge - or any sort of conflict, for that matter - which was what made the unfamiliar feeling in the pit of their stomach so strange. They weren't about to waste time dwelling on it, however; they had a fiancée to spend time with.