569 St. Karl's Barracks Grand Prix Race Summary

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559 HAESENI SNAILULA ONE CHAMPIONSHIP

ST. KARL’S BARRACKS GRAND PRIX

RACE SUMMARY

 

 

Issued by

THE HAESENI FEDERATION OF SNAIL RACING

Naf zwy 1st hag i Tov ag Yermey i 570 E.S.

 

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A scheduling issue with the House of Weiss resulted in the postponement of the Novkursain Grand Prix, instead replaced by the St. Karl’s Barracks Grand Prix. The HFSR shall endure to ensure that the Novkursain Grand Prix does take place, or that a suitable replacement is made for it. 

 

Pole position was taken by Anaksandr Amador Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff, who had been having a poor run of form, coming off of two missed races and a pointless 11th at the Alban Grand Prix. Behind followed championship leader Tomasz Karoswald and Snail Slowuel Slimegio, with championship challenger Mikhaila Colborn and Carlos Snailz in third.

 

Carlos Snailz was the better snail off the start, taking the lead ahead of Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff and Snail Slowuel Slimegio. However, it mattered little as an issue for Dima Kovachev and Shelly Duval, who had not tightened their shell properly, included in their immediate retirement from the race off of the start line, causing a safety snail.

 

Off the safety snail restart, it was pole sitter Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff who managed to get off to a better start, eventually creating quite a gap to the snails behind, who were rather bunched up, though Carlos Snailz remained in second, and made it look likely that it would be a first S-Ladies one-two for the season.

 

But it was not to be, because the streak of crashing had come for Carlos Snailz once more. Overspeeding around the oval track of St. Karl’s Barracks caused them to slam into a barrier, and another safety snail would come out.

 

Even then, the second safety snail would do little in terms of diminishing Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff’s lead. Indeed, it would be the third safety snail, which came out after the crash of Robert Ludovar and Turboculosis (III) that finally allowed the snails behind to catch up to Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff.

 

An incredible performance from Princess Nadya and Elizaveta Cargot (III), who managed to go side by side with Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff towards the end of the race, and right up to the finish line. However, Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff would not budge, and their dominant performance was converted to a dominant win.

 

Elizaveta Cargot (III), however, could not endure to take second. Indeed, Snail Slowuel Slimegio would jump past, taking second once more. Ser Andrei Kortrevich and Shelldrei had a surprisingly good race, jumping into third.

 

To make matters worse, even Princess Milena and Snailvan VIII managed to skip past Elizaveta Cargot (III), taking fourth. Only fifth could be mustered for Elizaveta Cargot (III), despite looking like they were on to challenge for the race win for some time.

 

It was a slow day for Prince Joren and Exalted Slugismund, but he did take an uncontested sixth place.

 

The fans awarded Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff with the Snail of the Day Award, for their dominant performance around the oval of St. Karl.

 

As it stands, the Racers’ Championship Standings are as follows:

1st - Tomasz Karoswald and Snail Slowuel Slimegio - 95 points. 

2nd - Princess Milena and Snailvan VIII - 82 points.

3rd -  Mikhaila Colborn and Carlos Snailz - 56 points.

4th - Anaksandr Amador and Shellnon Slugaine de Snailstaff - 55 points.

5th - Prince Joren and Exalted Slugismund - 38 points.

6th - Princess Nadya and Elizaveta Cargot (III) - 32 points.

7th - Dima Kovachev and Shelly Duval - 31 points.

8th - Prince Aleksandr and S’Nail var Slimaki - 27 points.

9th - King Karl and Lightning McKoenas - 26 points.

10th - Robert Ludovar and Turboculosis (III) - 25 points.

11th - Sergei var Ruthern and Slimealicious - 25 points.

12th - Nóruiel and Slimelda the Swift - 19 points.

13th - Bishop Alaric and Escarsepsis - 18 points.

14th - Azerdel and Fluffy - 18 points.

15th - Andrei Kortrevich and Shelldrei - 16 points.

16th - Daisy and Snuddy - 15 points.

17th - Thorim and Drorg - 15 points.

18th - Kazimir Weiss and Breakneck - 14 points.

19th - Mieszko and the Cursed Creature - 12 points.

20th - Sosina Colborn and Goomy - 12 points.

21st - Sophia and Ikur Seregon - 12 points.

22nd - Isurus and Vallei - 10 points.

23rd - Princess Isabel and Swift Foot - 10 points.

24th - Vasilia Barrow and Madame Mucinda - 1 point.

25th - Alric var Ruthern and Herobrine - 0 points.

 

As it stands, the Constructors’ Championship Standings are as follows:

1st - SR Galaharing - 136 points.

2nd - Snailderia Crowsari - 121 points.

3rd - The S-Ladies - 111 points.

4th - Force Alban - 70 points.

5th - KTSR Kvaszian Turbo SR - 53 points.

6th - Drima - 47 points.

7th - GG Escargals - 20 points