[✗] [World Lore] Goo

[Lojo613 1882]

THE GOO

FROM WHENCE THE GOO CAME, NONE CAN SAY, BUT FROM THE DAWN OF AOS AND EOS, DEEP WITHIN THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH, THERE LAIN. . .

 

THE GOO

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The Goo can be found leaking from the great goo towers, formed from trillions of years of goo seepage from deep within the earth. Each layer of go strikes to noosphere, and the imaginations of descendantkind imprint upon the goo and create a material sediment of whatever they imagine. The Goo is a material most useful, said to be the remnants of raw creation itself, it can be shaped into anything the heart desires. Goo is most often utilized by the goo-men who dwell at the foot of GOO GEYSERS. They speak a language, goo-goo-ga-ga, and through arcane whispers, manipulate the goo into the stuff of dreams. . . . . . .  .  . . .  . .  . . . . . . . 

 

OR NIGHTMARES! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  ! ! !  ! ! ! ! ! 

 

Hyperwar Log-59214-88: Our Reavers stumbled across a Goo-Geyser, the goo-men locked in battle with invading Daemonic forces. From their goo pools flowed forth ready hordes of wretched abominations, which rent the Daemonhost asunder. Just as many Googoys and Googoyles and Gooblins and Goolems rushed forth from those frothing pools, an equal number of the Ixrisian spawn met them in combat. Not an inch of ground was gained or lost by either party. Truly, a marvel. Garumdir knows that even if the whole of the cosmos has fallen, the Goomen will goo on. . . [END LOG].

 

GOO PART 2 - IM GOOING INSANE

 

Goo may only be utilized by Goomen or entities of extreme power (ET) to spawn in any material that can be imagined, however, this is counteracted by the HORRIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF GOO. When goo undergoes transgootation, it creates a noxious gas known as BREENINE, which, if inhaled by a descendant, shall warp their flesh and body into freakazoidic parodies of their original form. The latent goo particles in the atmosphere make them into creatures unrecognizable to the natural order of creation, and all life in the cosmos is inherently repulsed by their presence. They may seek to destroy them, or they may refuse to even acknowledge their existence. Such is the fate of all freakazoids.

 

-GOO MAY ONLY BE USED BY ET AND GOOMEN MAY ONLY BE PLAYED BY ET

-ET MAY ONLY USE GOO TO SPAWN IN CARBARUM IF AT LEAST 3 PLAYERS GET TURNED PERMANENTLY INTO FREAKAZOIDS

-FREAKAZOIDS MAY ONLY DATE APPROVED LECTOR GIRLFRIENDS

-FREAKAZOIDS ALWAYS SPEAK IN GOO-GOO-GA-GA

-GOO-GOO-GA-GA maynot BE LEARNED BY non-FREAKAZOIDS

 

A poem, IN GOOGOOGAGA

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pggogooggogoogogogoaoogogooooooogogogooooogoogogoggggooooogogo ggaogago goaogaoga goa goa goggogoogooooaoga goaogaogaog

oaogao googgooa gaog oaogaogoagoaogaogaogoagoagoago

googogaogaoaoogogogoaogoaaogoaogoagoaogoagooooo goagooogoogo aogoagooagoag oooooagogogogoogogaogoagogoaoga

 

 

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