Wolf and Scorpion Pub

[Ned Lud 1260]

Hole opened up into da Nether. Me went painfully deep into der and scouted underneat what look to be Drauchreich and lived to tell about it. Killed many ghast and pigmen in der and it were hot as skah. Not seen any nubdead der though, so me have to go have better look. What you got dat can beat dat?!

[Sultan 3953]

Hole opened up into da Nether. Me went painfully deep into der and scouted underneat what look to be Drauchreich and lived to tell about it. Killed many ghast and pigmen in der and it were hot as skah. Not seen any nubdead der though, so me have to go have better look. What you got dat can beat dat?!

Dats noting I go to da Nether to meet my mate Iblessa

[Urahra 5777]

Oooh, Loth gonna be jealous. Warlord seein' othah ladies...

[moondoggy 27]

*falls off the balcony onto the floor...snoring

[moondoggy 27]

*wakes up from an orc walking on his head. OI! wut lats upta? Yahg tell a story if ya want.

[Urahra 5777]

Yaghy! Yaghy, look!

*waves her golden staff around, then pokes Yaghy with it.

[moondoggy 27]

lats flat nubded for dat?

[Urahra 5777]

Yah! Me had dub, bu' me gave ash t' Lex.

Wanna hear de story?

[moondoggy 27]

yub! Yahgy hear about staff an den Yahgy tell ma story. *forgets order*

*hobbles over and hops up on "stage" letting out a small squeaker as he lands

Oi Orc an Gobbies listen up dis appen a few months past inside Sanjezal

Yahgy buildin blargs an such an Orrasta da mute orc be watchin Yahgy.

Aumen come down to inner city talkin bout he not sure how he got here an such.

Yahgy tell Aumen to leave an read signs

Orrasta also point to signs wit sword and grunted at Aumen.

Aumen call Orrasta toopid

Yahgy kill Aumen.

da end.

[craotor 617]

Dat be a guud story yaghy.Lat should tell more of em.

[Urahra 5777]

Ya! Yaghy expert storytellah!

[craotor 617]

Now tell da story were lat be mining and a umie apear!

[Lexperiments 18]

((A WILD HUMAN APPEARED!

USE MACH PUNCH, YAHGY!

I'm sorry but that was nessecary.))

[moondoggy 27]

Now tell da story were lat be mining and a umie apear!

everyone know dat story. Yahgy be minin and feel great pain in leg...then another in ass. Yahgy turn around an see Uumie with bow so yahgy tell him "if ya attack me again i will defend maself"

Tuupid Uumie tried to shoot another arrow at me so i pulled out my sword and killed him. da end. ((that makes for 2 kills i've done in...3 months. lolol i'm a badass))

[moondoggy 27]

Bog tell about da time i nearly killed you! *laughs "gya gya gya"

wait...where is dat lunk head?

((i actually killed Bog 4k, 4k in the wilds by accident with serrated strikes once when he was showing me his little cave hut that every player on the server equipped with xray would still not bother to look for))