TheImpulseHQ 18 Share Posted October 30, 2011 The Orcs, savage creatures who call themselves honourable fighters of Iblees, are actually not as Honourable as they would say. They rip apart the Halfling subrace, for mere food, and call us evil because of our love of Peaceful ways. Well I say no more! We are a proud race, and we must show the orcs who they are messing with. I call the First Halfling Green March, we shall march into Krugmar, peacefully, but we shall be rough if those Orcs wish. The Time for Halfling has come! The Green March will be a peaceful March into Krugmar, in support of getting the Orcs to outlaw eating Halflings and to stop them thinking they are evil. All Races are welcome to attend, even orcs who feel it is a Barbaric practice. As I said, all are welcome to join, we are in need of Guards just in case the Orcs attack, Bards, farmers, cooks, Everyone to march, and keep this march going until the orcs give up. The First march will be this Saturday (RL) at 6PM. Help us, and pictures like these could stop forever OOC Information: Time: 6.00 PM GMT 3:21:50 PM EST 3:22:56 PM EET 3:23:28 PM CET 3:24:08 PM UCT Erm, those were the ones i thought most people might be in... If not, just use the converter to convert 6.00 GMT to your timezone Do not rage if you are eaten or killed while going on the green march, or post like 50 Ban reports, the orcs have a right to kill us if we go marching in their land, although i think it will be fun :P. Remember to enjoy, and cook thoroughly 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin 697 Share Posted October 30, 2011 if lat come in we just eat jah. latz are evil little creatures from ibees. *thore licks his tusks and goes to get his favourite fork 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
drangob 16 Share Posted October 30, 2011 The First march will be this Saturday (RL) at 6PM. (Whats the time zone?) That seems like a great idea.. Fed up of orcs eating us.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craotor 617 Share Posted October 30, 2011 HUR HUR da alfling come straight to our stomach and be ready ta eat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheImpulseHQ 18 Author Share Posted October 30, 2011 ((GMT, it starts at al'khazar)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster 2086 Share Posted October 30, 2011 If you need guards, I can offer the protection services of my mercenary guild for very cheap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blawharag 277 Share Posted October 30, 2011 In case the Orcs attack? You clearly have a higher opinion of us than you should. Remember hunger was nerfed and watermellons don't heal for 5 points anymore. We are starving... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkarll 314 Share Posted October 30, 2011 OOC: i'm pretty sure today is Sunday... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheImpulseHQ 18 Author Share Posted October 30, 2011 ((Yes, today is sunday, thats why it is next saturday?.)) We started to try and talk to the orcs today, what happened was a massacre, we were attacked after I tried to show them how to make Pipeweed and convince them that Halflings were friends, not food. I call for the Wandering Wizard to set them straight, for they act like undead, eating others in acts of Cannibalism, for if you believe in the wizards account, we are all related. I only wish peace with them, yet they show how low their honour is by attacking defenceless Halflings. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sconn 8 Share Posted October 30, 2011 ((I would pay to see the orcs getting dominated by a couple of small halflings)) 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pok_ 1768 Share Posted October 30, 2011 *licks lips 'Alflings!?!?! Comin' ta KRUGMAR?!?!? *does a backflip and eats his halfling pet MORE PETZ AND FOODZ!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadenIsCool 6 Share Posted October 30, 2011 I shall march with you. I'm tired of wandering throughout Aegis, looking to help anyone in need, only to be assaulted by orcs, attempting to eat me! I'm a druid for Mother Aegis's sake, do they have no honor! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etienne Harken 11 Share Posted October 30, 2011 ((Sorry, last post was meant to be me, I wasn't paying attention to who I was logged in as, I was fixing some stuff for Caden)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan 3953 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Dis is laughable Krugmar has many halfing Friends Like petry the Druid halfing also Logan. But some halfings are evil that like to poke orc's with pitchforks and tell the orcs that there ale is better than ours and tress-pass on our lands! Also Halfing Slavers Like you. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheImpulseHQ 18 Author Share Posted October 30, 2011 Yes, Halflings tend to poke Orcs with pitchforks while the orcs slaughter them and try and eat their families. Does trying to get through Whisper Isles count as Trespassing? Otherwise, no, Halflings hardly ever trespass unless they are thieves, in which case, they are not protected by this march. As for the Ale, maybe it is better, who knows, we need an ale competition first. My Butler chooses to work for me, he can go at any time, he is more of a family member than worker. We give him a home, money, food, fun and he works for us when we need it. He is not a slave, although you orcs enslave many of us halflings just to eat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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