The First Halfling Green March

[Lawrence Berell 226]

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Sorry, had to be done ^^ ))

[Urahra 5777]

Hahahahaha.

Funny joke.

Me guess we see how "peas full" ya are when me cut ya open wif me sword.

[Sultan 3953]

Yes, Halflings tend to poke Orcs with pitchforks while the orcs slaughter them and try and eat their families.

Does trying to get through Whisper Isles count as Trespassing? Otherwise, no, Halflings hardly ever trespass unless they are thieves, in which case, they are not protected by this march.

As for the Ale, maybe it is better, who knows, we need an ale competition first.

My Butler chooses to work for me, he can go at any time, he is more of a family member than worker. We give him a home, money, food, fun and he works for us when we need it. He is not a slave, although you orcs enslave many of us halflings just to eat.

We do not go out of our way to kill any certain race hur hur. if you fail to understand that krugmar is not very welcoming then you suffer for it.

Lies he dose not chooses you stole him when he was little and keept him if he was family he would not address you as master nor would he be serving you he would be consider from your family your adopted son. but no you keep him as a slave a servant.

[Lexperiments 18]

DIS.

IS.

ASININE.

[henrya15 25]

Yes I agree. I'm tired of being killed by orca where ever I go. I have recently been going around trying to get help from the Dwarf and Human king and I have up coming meetings with them.

P.S. where is dunwood I can't seem to find it

[GrimBeard 46]

( You can't knock down eating halflings till you tried it)

[xmrsmoothx 317]

DIS.

IS.

ASININE.

That's our children you're talking about!

[♦ Kal ♦ 242]

I don't like orcs and I normally don't wander around that far south, but this could be a day sung about for many ages and I will not dare to miss this sight.

[susitsu 871]

I'm going to get in on this and kill SO many halflings. Must go make Orc friends on Anson!

[TheImpulseHQ 18]

Attack us all you like, we shall stay as peaceful as we can, for we want Peace, not bloodshed. How would the Orcs like it if we started eating them?

Maybe an agreement can come between the Halfling and Orc Race as wholes. Us halflings dont get eaten, in return we don't annoy the Orcs. But that doesn't mean we cannot kill them if they attack us, that means we won't be agressive towards them, which we already arent.

[Ned Lud 1260]

*licks his fangs with a snarl*

Dunwood be delivering now? Let me put in order for a few large meat-lovers wit stuffed crust. Tirty minute or less or it free, right?!

Me warn you though, halfling marching into Krugmar wit hired guard and mercenary, armed to da teef, maybe not going to be welcomed as peaceful protesters. You call it what you want, but we have enough problems wit da aumens already. Dis likely to be taken as a challenge to us pride and a threat to da uruk way of life.

You lesser races let da meat of da enemy spoil on da ground, fought over by crow and wolf, left to da worms. Da uruk honor der fallen enemies by feasting on der flesh. Dem dat we flat go wit honor in da belly of da uruk, contributing to da strength of a proud War Nation. Do not speak to da uruk of honor when you know no ting of our ways.

[Glurg_Howdan 7]

*Glurg_Howdan drools while giggling

You 'tupid 'alflings deserve being eaten if ja march into Krugmar wit all your weapons.

I won't kill ja, it too much work. I'll just eat ja 'tupid bodies and lick ja guts out. i like da 'alflings but if ja 'tupid enough to come into Krugmar ja will be eaten. Hur Hur. I no kill ja but i shall eat ja if you dead. 'ave fun wit ja march i look forward to licking your 'tupid faces when da other orcs kill ja. And if any other orcs join in wit da march den ja shall 'ave de 'onour to be smashed by Glurg_Howdan. Hur Hur. Like orcs join ja.

[TheImpulseHQ 18]

We come to protest peacefully, though after numerous suggestions that we will be attacked and eaten, we will obviously bring weapons to DEFEND ourselves.

[craotor 617]

So there gona be klomp, fuud agh ale!?This just be geting beter and beter!

[Urahra 5777]

Heh, Craotor's righ'. Dis soundin' like Urara's kind o' party.