STOP UPDATING MINECRAFT

[Malins Welcome 1519]

STOP UPDATING MINECRAFT

• GAMES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DONE AFTER YOU RELEASE THEM
• YEARS OF PLAYING yet NO REAL WORLD USE for any mob after ENDERMEN
• Want a mount anyway for a laugh? We had a mob for that, it was called "PIG WITH CARROT AND STICK"
• "Yes I want a WAXED OXIDIZED CUT COPPER STAIRS please. Give me a MUDDY MANGROVE ROOT. I want FOUR DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF STONE IN THE GROUND." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

 

LOOK at what Mojang is demanding you update your game for for all this this time, from all the creeper merchandise we bought from them

(this is REAL minecraft, from REAL Mojang updates)

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"Hello I would like an axolotl in my digging building game please"
They have played us for absolute fools

 

[Borin 7646]

1.7.10 should have been the limit.

[Asutto 2452]

@Daisy

 

call your pals at mojang. its time to wrap it up

[KaiserJacobII 1457]

You're trying to take shelves from me! I know it! You'll never win, villain!

[Cheese 8891]

Don't you EVER 🫵 say that about the armadillo again.

[GMRO 6187]

looks pretty cool actually 

[squakhawk 14040]

[Anbennar 2351]

The Shelves and Spears are cool but everything else is SLOP.

[wowj 9760]

i could care less about this sulfur cube fella and the sulfur biome (which has nothing to do with gunpowder).

[Jonificus 2741]

It will never be enough, I want more and a little more after that. My avarice for content and mechanics knows no bounds.

[kuerbis 3802]

okay but I like the new blocks too much! Keep updating Minecraft!!!

[Beardicuss 486]

I agree the updates are annoying and most of it is slop but in order for LOTC to remain relevant and played it must keep up with Minecraft updates (much to our annoyance)

[Urahra 5777]

can I keep the axolotls tho I think they’re cute 

[PolarLoLs 986]

Idk why mojang decided they wont just do like yearly or an update per 2 years 

[Xein000 264]

On 4/14/2026 at 4:50 AM, Cheese said:

Don't you EVER 🫵 say that about the armadillo again.

 

I need my cute armadillos, they are lovely.