A missive

[milksoda 2884]

[!] A missive is posted across dwarven lands in plain ink.

 

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Hello Galmor.

 

Thank you for your letter.

You have been very naughty!

I can only assume that Kurai-Kuni has two enemies. Dwarves and Orcs.

If you were an orc you would be named Gal’Krug

 

I am very smart.

For every break-in of Kurai Kuni, regardless of whether or not it’s you, I will indiscriminately spread the art of Golemancy to

 

one elven soul.
 

Signed,
The Hammer of Urguan.

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Spoiler

@Magister214 

 

Edited May 21 by milksoda

[Islamadon 9158]

Spoiler

Llyethalyn Grasswynn'asulon eagerly prays for Dwarves to continue their raids, that they might receive the ability to make a charming golem friend.

[Arianthe22 242]

Nimue never had an interest in golemancy but goodness would she learn it for the shake of pissing off the people breaking into her home.

[Turbo_Dog 3566]

Spuds read the note with a nod. Wasn’t at all directed at him but he was a charity hand warrior

[Wolfy-D 467]

1 hour ago, milksoda said:

I will indiscriminately spread the art of Golemancy to

 

one elven soul.

Someone thinks to themselves "doesn't indiscriminately mean anyone? by limiting it to elves this person lies." before tearing up the missive with his claws.

[milksoda 2884]

3 minutes ago, Wolfy-D said:

Someone thinks to themselves "doesn't indiscriminately mean anyone? by limiting it to elves this person lies." before tearing up the missive with his claws.

The missive puts itself back together at Cloud Temple (No PK)

[Wolfy-D 467]

49 minutes ago, milksoda said:

The missive puts itself back together at Cloud Temple (No PK)

THE PAPER IS ALIVE???

 

[Riot 743]

Would look for the dwarven lands this missive was posted. unable to find it he returned home

[Benleft 2578]

read it in the dwarven lands 

[wowj 9747]

[!]
A note was left publically, too.

"Hi I'm Fahdon, I'm looking for Three Golemancy Students too! Send me a letter! You have to have a wonderful moustache though, like me." 

 

[Cheezboi9 618]

The missive goes nowhere as Dwarven lands no longer exist.
 

Spoiler

Thanks Moderators. For legal reasons, this is a joke

 

[Arianthe22 242]

12 hours ago, wowj said:

[!]
A note was left publically, too.

"Hi I'm Fahdon, I'm looking for Three Golemancy Students too! Send me a letter! You have to have a wonderful moustache though, like me." 

 A letter soon found its way to Fahdon, reading:

 

My warmest greetings,

 

I don't have a mustache as I'm physically incapable of growing one but should it work for you I'm willing to wear a fake one during lessons. With the offer of golemamcy extended so openly I too wish to pick it up and make chaos children.

 

Signed, 

Nimue.

Edited May 22 by Arianthe22

[tantuni445 289]

If the dwarves were to spread Kani in response... hmm... stocks are rising...

[wowj 9747]

3 hours ago, Arianthe22 said:

 A letter soon found its way to Fahdon, reading:

 

My warmest greetings,

 

I don't have a mustache as I'm physically incapable of growing one but should it work for you I'm willing to wear a fake one during lessons. With the offer of golemamcy extended so openly I too wish to pick it up and make chaos children.

 

Signed, 

Nimue.

A letter was sent back- the same letter that Nimue sent, although with the response written on the back of the page, it read;

Greetings.

Fake mustaches don't count, you shouldnt've said you'd wear a fake mustache, should've just shown up wearing one, I wouldn't have noticed.

Signed,
Fahdon.

[MrMojoMordor 2413]

Bon'Ox cackles in amusement at the pettiness, he's even impressed by it!
For how much they hate dwarves, they sure act like one.