Orc Massacre

[Arteh 1837]

*You see a sign outside of Krugmaar*

Ye 'avny seen t'a last of me! A 'ave 'ad enuff of t'is! it's time fer action.. ush Dwarves 'ave seen ye Orc's kill oor men fer long enuff! now it's oor time tae kill ye!... ye 'avny seen t'a last of me, all be back everyday tae kill ye greenshkin bashtards! ye'll all die!

*Below the sign you see an Orc hand, cut and slightly rotted*

- Karl Orcslayer Frostbeard

[Aislin 4354]

Reads sign while passing by on the way to Alras. Begins to speak to self.

The first time I met you, you slaughtered a pig and ate its carcass in the middle of a park. Right in front of my friend and I. The next time I met you, you were trying to raid the Alrasian Keep with your words. I knew you were crazy, but wow.

Shakes head, chuckles a little morbidly.

[Glurg_Howdan 7]

CUM UN DEN! LATZ NEVAH KLOMP ME TUPID SKAH!

*pisses on the note

[ΚΨΙΞ 710]

Look at lat, ye foolish Stout, a was chasing ye a couple of days ago, while lat were running around like a foolish chicken. *spits on the ground* twiggy loves killing stouts *unsheaths his sword covered in blood*

[Niso 91]

Shud up lat tuuped Dwarfie lat tuuped and Nu'bosh lik de squealz! If lat try tu klomp da uruks lat wil nevar wish lat met us! Tuuped dwarfie!

[Arteh 1837]

Aye, a will be back today t'a kill all of ye greenshkin bashtards! one an fer all! i spit on t'a face of Krug an i won't leave until a pisshh on t'a shrine! an on yer dead bodies!

[Broski 54]

Har Har! me ma't be slay'n sum Orchies I see!

I do t'enk y'r should 'top wit de tings, cas wer not in War wit d' Orcs, we 'av n Peace currently, so Karl mate, dun't go ta' cra'ze!

[ΚΨΙΞ 710]

*laughs*

-Waits for the Foolish Orc to return to Krugmar....-

*unsheaths his sword*

*smiles*

Stout killing time

[_pok_ 1768]

*laughs hysterically*

Eurhur..eurhurhurhur!

Latz iz a brave stout, yub. A perzonally wil make zure latzez beard iz my new carpetz!

*chuckles more while sharpening a golden axe*

[Arteh 1837]

( Trust me, the Gold sword's do nothing, i just parry and counter with them a lot but the damage has been de-buffed, it's technique. )

[Lugmak 20]

DOES STUPID STOUTS! DEY TO NUBHOSH TA KILL US BUDHOSH ORCS! WE KLOMP DA STOUTS FOR KRUG!

*pisses near the dwarf*

[Arteh 1837]

*Laughs*

A killed many already, ya wee bashtard, a took on yer w'ole armey by me self! an succeeded! yer weak, just like yer so called " Warlord " go back tae where ye Orc's belong, in t'a sewers!

[Lugmak 20]

shut up lat, lat so small lat could fit up me arse! me stomp on lat

[Arteh 1837]

*Laughs*

We will t'day en..

[Glurg_Howdan 7]

*goes up to the stout and spits on his face

LATZ A STOUT STUP DINKINZ LATZ BUBHOSH CAUSE LATZ NUBHOSH!