Flying Scaddernak

[Mucky 443]

*Koigan doesn't understand why he fell into the sand, the slaps did not actually hurt that bad it must of been the force.*

*Koigan Grunts* "Well den i bedar be un me waiy den!"

*Koigan runs off into the sand until he is just far away to see, the Orc that slapped him,

Koigan readies, a Iron Arrow, Gets out some flint, and some steel, and rips some more cloth from his sleeve,

Koigan wraps the cloth round the arrow and bangs the flint and steel together over the clothed arrow.

It sets alight, Koigan draws his Bow, and lines up!"

"Diiz ul teach im! HERRR HEERR!"

*Koigan realises the arrow, and it flies straight into the orcs leg, Koigan laughs as the painful hot metal presumably pierced the orcs body, Koigan quickly runs... fast!*

[Dretus 14]

Stares at what just happened

"Dat goblin is skahed"

[Dretus 14]

Stares at what just happened

"Dat goblin is skahed"

[Blawharag 277]

<Elsewhere in Strigzgoi, Blawharag hears the Rex cry out "DERE BE BANDITZ IN DA MIDDLE OB STRIGZGOI!">

Da skah...?

<Meanders to the Flying Scaddernak to see the cause of the comotion and finds Koigan shooting an arrow.>

Me nub gruk wut am guin un, bud iv me peep lat shuut annuder Orc agin, lat nub walkun awai frum ed.

<Finds the Rex and sits on the ground next to him, meditating quietly to himself.>

[Ned Lud 1260]

Raucous laughter ensues as the goblin squirms away.

Ned Lud'Gorkil grimaces with a snort as something stings his leg. He glares down to find an arrow half-cauterized in his calf muscle. With a shrug of indifference, he plunges the arrow deeper to avoid the barbs, yanking it clean out from the other end. He snaps it with his meaty thumb, casting it into the sand with a chortle, "Goblin-made".

[Mucky 443]

*Koigan realises he left his potions for his arrows, on the floor next to a rock!

He has to go back, as they took months to perfect!

Koigan slowly walks back, sqinting his eyes, hoping not to see the orcs still standing outside the Tavern.

Koigan sighs and opens his eyes as the orcs are all still outside the Tavern.*

"Errh!"

*Koigans snowy eagle and Bald eagle circle above him, whilst his falcon still sits on the Tavern roof, watching the wolfs*

*Koigan aproaches the rock...*

[Jarkarll 314]

One of the wolves sneaks up on the falcon and pounces on it. Attempting to rip it's head off, and have a quick meal.

Jarkarll walks over to where the Goblin shot the arrow and looks at the floor. He sees the poison and crouches and picks it up.

"Hmm What am diz?" His wolves circling him warily as if waiting for something.

[Ned Lud 1260]

Ned Lud'Gorkil eyeballs the stash of potions that Jarkarll has stumbled upon. He snatches one up, lifting it into the sunlight with a grimace as he glares dully at the swirling colors. "Why latz nub tell me latz has drinkies?" He shrugs and takes a pull from the bottle.

[_pok_ 1768]

Walks over to the sleeping Thore and pokes him in the stomach with a stick. After he doesn't awake he leaves the tavern.

"Eurhur. Zleepy Zleepy Thore..."

Walks over to the chicken pens and grabs a bucket of chicken feces. He lifts up the bucket and pours it on Thore's head upon returning to the tavern.

[Mucky 443]

"DATS MY POTIONZ DUNT DRINK EM ORRR.... YHE YHE DIE, WHICH WUN DID YHE DRINK DE

BLUE UN

YELLUW UN

OR DE

GREEN UN?"

*Koigans falcon flies off into the air now circling Koigan still watching the wolf, its specially made steel, by the dwarves, over its wings glistens in the sun. The falcon was trained by Koigan to handle this.*

*The steel wing flashes in Koigans eye*

"Specially made buy de dwarviiz, dey scum but dey made it light weight in ederytin!"

[Blawharag 277]

<realizes he is also thirsty and walks over to the rock, drinking the two poisons that Ned Lud missed. Letting out a burp he looks at Koigan>

Ull uv dem.

[_pok_ 1768]

Walks out and around to the rocks and notices Blawharag drinking the potions with Lud.

"Ehhhhh...I wunt zum..."

[Garet867 36]

Gral makes his way to the inn pulling cactus thorns out of his rear hindquarters. Not noticeing the commotion, he begins washing his face off at one of the... ((um water pumps? if we don't have sinks what do we have))

[Mucky 443]

*Koigan looks angry*

"Wud Da! Yhu... burpy orc will lose bluud, ahnd it will start tu sizzle an yhu...

*Points at the large Orc* (Ned)

"Yhu will feel dery sleepi den wen u sleep yhe neder wake up!

All righ, al yhe du iz tri an stay awake ale nurmli duz it, I drinki sum befur tuu,

ahnd Burpy orc, yhu gutta drink lutz uf watah, an... drink lutz and lutz uf pig n cow blood."

*Starts to laugh*

"Oder wize yhu culd die, yhe kinda desrv it, dey tuuk ME MUNTHZ TUU PERFECT!"

[Dretus 14]

Dretus looks down at his pack

"Dere be all types of blood in dese bottles. Mix it wiv some ale"