Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted June 7, 2012 DA FORTRESS MILITIA! *Kjell mounts his throne before a crowd of Dwarves before stroking his beard preparing his bellows to echo through the Dwarvern city.* Ah'm 'appy tuh announce da beginning ov da revival ov da Dwarvern Military! Da Fortress Militia, folk w'o are proud enoff ta serve dere kin'dom durin' toimes ov war are required ta etch dere dwarvish script on da rock wall ov acceptance, Ah wish fer ye ta follow da questions we 'ave labeled on da rock wall ov acceptance an' answer dem 'onestly! We wish ta begin rallyin' troops fer da war against Alras... Dey failed ta pay dere Grudge Debt w'en Ah demanded it an' now dey must pay! An' Da feckin' carpets! (Orks...) Shall pay tuh, fer stealin' me belt. Now wif out furder utterance, carve yer answers tuh da Rock wall's questions. Yer Name?: Are ye a Lad? or a Lass?: Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Ax?: Frum un tuh a 'undred 'ow be yer skill wif a Swurd?: Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Crossbow?: W'y duh ya wish ta join da Fortress Militia? W'o duh ye swear yer oath an' allegiance tuh? Dankye fer answerin' da questions... Ye will receive a wee letter wif yer acceptance as recruit! Ranks an' Membahs ov da Armeh! Royal Shepard: Icon: A silver circlet AxDwarves: Dominic Dawnsworn Grimherst Grandaxe Morkas Ironfist Thorin Ironfist Bael Tunnelsmasher Eorlund Tunnelsmasher Rusty ForkBeard Gojira Tok'Bahr SwordDwarves: Ellsia Dawnsworn Darian Grandaxe Hogarth Ironfist Valbir Ironfist Tortek Ironfist Kimarai Nastrada Cobbler_Steelarm MarksDwarves: Olaf Dawnsworn Kel_Steelarm Spriggar Melotnin Indago Rollen Tally: Goldbeard: 9 Arcane: 4 Darian: 2 ----------- Dwarves: 13 Benefits ov joinin' da Militia!: -Free Baracks Bunk -A set ov standard armor an' weapon ov choice -Fuud fer battle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bov61 32 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Yer Name?:Olaf Dawnsworn Are ye a Lad? or a Lass?:I be a lad Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Ax?:100 Frum un tuh a 'undred 'ow be yer skill wif a Swurd?:0 Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Crossbow?:100 W'ose chapter are ye interested in joinin'? Arcane Grandaxe? or Darian Grandaxe? or Goldbeard Ironfist? or Gimrik Grandaxe? Wuts yer answer?I wish to be with Goldbeard W'y duh ya wish ta join da Fortress Militia?To protect the city from the Greenskins. W'o duh ye swear yer oath an' allegiance tuh?The Paragon and the Dwarves! Dankye fer answerin' da questions... Ye will receive a wee letter wif yer acceptance as recruit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1054 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Yer Name?: Ellsia Dawnsworn Are ye a Lad? or a Lass?: Lass... Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Ax?: Barely any skill, about 3 Frum un tuh a 'undred 'ow be yer skill wif a Swurd?: Decent if I say so myself, about 43 Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Crossbow?: Eh, I can aim and load one, about 31 W'ose chapter are ye interested in joinin'? Arcane Grandaxe? or Darian Grandaxe? or Goldbeard Ironfist? or Gimrik Grandaxe? Wuts yer answer? Hm... Dunno... Can I choose later? W'y duh ya wish ta join da Fortress Militia? Right now, I'm sitting around doing practically nothing. I'd enjoy something to do besides sit and wait, and I need something to train on... W'o duh ye swear yer oath an' allegiance tuh? The Dwarven kingdom, what else? Dankye fer answerin' da questions... Ye will receive a wee letter wif yer acceptance as recruit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watyll 1104 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Yer Name?: Grimherst Grandaxe Are ye a Lad? or a Lass?: Lad Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Ax?: ((19)) Frum un tuh a 'undred 'ow be yer skill wif a Swurd?: ((5)) Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Crossbow?: ((0)) W'ose chapter are ye interested in joinin'? Arcane Grandaxe? or Darian Grandaxe? or Goldbeard Ironfist? or Gimrik Grandaxe? Wuts yer answer? I will trust my life with any Grandaxe W'y duh ya wish ta join da Fortress Militia? I love th' m' country and would die fer it W'o duh ye swear yer oath an' allegiance tuh? Ye Paragon Dankye fer answerin' da questions... Ye will receive a wee letter wif yer acceptance as recruit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Yer Name?: Bael Tunnelsmasher Are ye a Lad? or a Lass?: Lad Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Ax?: Sixty-Four Frum un tuh a 'undred 'ow be yer skill wif a Swurd?: Gud dwarfs dun use Swurds! Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Crossbow?: Twenty-Five W'ose chapter are ye interested in joinin'? - Darian Grandaxe? Wuts yer answer? Werk'd wiv 'im before. W'y duh ya wish ta join da Fortress Militia? Do fight de feckin' carpets an' reclaim wus ours! W'o duh ye swear yer oath an' allegiance tuh? T'e Paragon-King Kjell an' all 'is successors. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
doom6153 57 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Yer Name?: Dominic Dawnsworn Are ye a Lad? or a Lass?: Lad Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Ax?: 36 Frum un tuh a 'undred 'ow be yer skill wif a Swurd?:0 Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Crossbow?: 14 W'ose chapter are ye interested in joinin'? Goldbeard Ironfist Arcane Grandaxe? or Darian Grandaxe? or Goldbeard Ironfist? Wuts yer answer? Goldbeard Ironfist W'y duh ya wish ta join da Fortress Militia? To defend the kingdom. W'o duh ye swear yer oath an' allegiance tuh? The Paragon and the Kingdom Dankye fer answerin' da questions... Ye will receive a wee letter wif yer acceptance as recruit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan1921 373 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Yer Name?: Hogarth Ironfist Are ye a Lad? or a Lass?: Lad Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Ax?: I ain't skilled at all with axes, probably zero. Frum un tuh a 'undred 'ow be yer skill wif a Swurd?: I've trained all meh life with a sword, 100. Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Crossbow?: Eh, I'm alright defiantly not a master no, 37. W'ose chapter are ye interested in joinin'? Arcane Grandaxe? or Darian Grandaxe? or Goldbeard Ironfist? or Gimrik Grandaxe? Wuts yer answer? I fig't with me fellow Ironfist's. W'y duh ya wish ta join da Fortress Militia? I'm tired a Orcs feckin with us, an' Alrasians gettin tha easy way. W'o duh ye swear yer oath an' allegiance tuh? Tu tha kingdom an' tha Ironfists. Dankye fer answerin' da questions... Ye will receive a wee letter wif yer acceptance as recruit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
no longer active 734 Share Posted June 8, 2012 ((Mind if I lead my chapter until I am actually kicked off and Goldbeard is my sub?)). Ah am nae mad! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEEbrown 348 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Gimrik beh a Jarl at Kal'Anart 'nd Darain beh meh Thane! T'ey cannae beh guard captains ov ah different 'old, er am ah readin' t'is wrong..? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangi 104 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Yer Name?: Eorlund Tunnelsmasher Are ye a Lad? or a Lass?: Lad Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Ax?: 23 Frum un tuh a 'undred 'ow be yer skill wif a Swurd?: 0 Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Crossbow?: 7 W'ose chapter are ye interested in joinin'? Arcane Grandaxe? or Darian Grandaxe? or Goldbeard Ironfist? or Gimrik Grandaxe? Wuts yer answer? Darian Gran'axe W'y duh ya wish ta join da Fortress Militia? Cause me cousin ehs in eht, an' I like tah fight in me spare time. W'o duh ye swear yer oath an' allegiance tuh? Tah teh dwarfs, an me cousin. Dankye fer answerin' da questions... Ye will receive a wee letter wif yer acceptance as recruit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I du here ask dat da Ironfist clan and guards of me hold be kept out. We will come when summon but we tu ave orcs raiding our home and ill need sum troops. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I du here ask dat da Ironfist clan and guards of me hold be kept out. We will come when summon but we tu ave orcs raiding our home and ill need sum troops. Goldbeard and Hoggy can choose dough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 I du here ask dat da Ironfist clan and guards of me hold be kept out. We will come when summon but we tu ave orcs raiding our home and ill need sum troops. Yer kin may be included... Dis benae jus' ta protect da city, as we are 'opin' ta train da lads in da art ov war! An' da art ov guardin'... In dere off toime dey may return tuh dere leisure activities. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CakeBeforeTime 2 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Yer Name?: Valbir Ironfist. Are ye a Lad? or a Lass?: Lad. Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Ax?: Nuffin'. Frum un tuh a 'undred 'ow be yer skill wif a Swurd?: 60 Frum un tuh a 'undred wut be yer skill wif a Crossbow?:15 W'ose chapter are ye interested in joinin'? Arcane Grandaxe? or Darian Grandaxe? or Goldbeard Ironfist? or Gimrik Grandaxe? Wuts yer answer? Me Clan-brudder, Goldbeard. W'y duh ya wish ta join da Fortress Militia? Ah wunt tuh kill teh basturds t'at beh feckin' wit' me kin! W'o duh ye swear yer oath an' allegiance tuh? The Dwarven Kingdom and The Paragon 'imself. Dankye fer answerin' da questions... Ye will receive a wee letter wif yer acceptance as recruit! Alrigh'. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battleme33 196 Share Posted June 8, 2012 After consulting with Bazian, the Grandaxes will fight together as one unit when the army is summoned so we will have to speak about your opinion on what we can do later Kjell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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