Di Boom Boomz Squad

[CosmicWhaleShark 2488]

A worn and yellowed piece of parchment lays both on the entrance to the Gobbo blargs as well as the steps by the Rex's palace. Written in scrawly watered down cactus green, it reads.

Di Boom Boomz Squad!

Di Rex wuntz di Uruks tu hab di boom boomz squad!

Mi amz pud in churge ov makzin di squad ov di Gobbos agh di Uruks, ti du di boom boomz in di klomps ov di War Natiun! Wi needz gakh Gobbos agh gakh Uruks, Gobbos ti putz di boom boomz duwn where di boom boomz needid. Agh Uruks ti curry di boom boomz! Wi uze lutz ov di boom boomz!

Ti bi purt ov dis estimed squad dat hus just biin made, latz musk shuws dat latz likez di boom boomz az much az mi, Kukupeh! Nub mure dough, nub Uruk agh nub Gobbo cunz likez di boom boomz mure den mi!

If latz dinkz dis iz squad fur latz, latz scrawlz on di papas! Mi weelz checkz di papas lada.

[[TL;DR if you can't understand what I'm saying, we need two goblins who know what they're doing when it comes to redstone and explosives (I'm already included) and we need three Orcs who feel like RPly carrying TnT and doing all the heavy lifting essentially, as well as keeping us safe while we blow stuff up during raids and sieges. If you're interested post below/]]

[◥▶◀◤мσкѕнα / ƒιѕну◥▶◀◤ 43]

DEY AMZ BLAHED SHATORZ!!!!!!

-In a violent rage rips down the poster and shoves it into the mouth of a nearby Runt, keeping his hand down the Runt's throat he releases the paper and yanks out the Runt's tongue.-

[CosmicWhaleShark 2488]

-Kukupeh returns back to the parchment to see if any of the Orcs or Goblins have shown interest, to his dismay, he sees a runt spit out his paper. Hearing the distress of the runt's companion he simply stretches a toothy grin under his bandanna and exclaims.-

Nub! Mi cullz dem boom boomz! Mi likez di boom boomz mure den di cactu! Latz nub blah ti mi wud mi blah di boom boomz! Dey bi boom boomz!

-pulls out another piece of the same yellowy parchment and covers the back this time with a slime ball. Nodding to himself and the observers in content.-

[bungo 3965]

Murkash'lur notices there are two flyers.

[◥▶◀◤мσкѕнα / ƒιѕну◥▶◀◤ 43]

-Reserved-

[Blawharag 277]

Me gunna boom boomz sumash upsyde da noggin...

[Garet867 36]

* Jarzun looks at the poster and thinks to himself*

"meh if he wants my stack of sulfer then he can buy it"

[Sultan 3953]

Smirks as he reads the flier and remebers the good old days when his father used to strap tnt on Gobos that are crazed on redstone and let them charge at the enemy his smirks and walks away.

[VonAulus 2082]

*Grool looks at the flier with a puzzled look on his face.*

Kan mi hulb bluw tinkz ub? Mi smyrd wid boom booms.