A Burden To Bear

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

 

The smell of flatulence emits from behind a sofa in the Hollowmead burrow, where a small puppy crawls from. Its steps are weak and a tad uncoordinated, but it is generally cute nonetheless. It looks up to see Bili Hollowmead staring at it with angry eyes, as he discovers the source of the awful smell residing in his home. It looks up to him with guilty eyes, eyes that are dark, dark blue.

 

"Ye've gone an' pooped in me burrow, ye 'ave!"

 

Upon investigation, Bili realizes that there is no feces behind his sofa, and that it is just the smell of the puppy. Stabbed in the heart by guilt, Bili takes pity on the poor thing and holds it in his arms. He calls Roxanne over to him, and orders for a tub to be filled with water. 

 

"Poor thing must'a stepped in a cow pie..."

 

After several minutes pass, and the puppy is brushed clean, the house begins to smell clean once more. Bili holds the small, wet pup in his hands, and cradles it for a few moments. As time passes on, the smell of flatulence returns, and Bili's fears are confirmed as the creature's bottom releases an earth-shaking sound, the sound of the fart.

 

Still taking pity on the tiny thing, Bili bathes it once more, only to be greeted with many-a-fart once more. He shouts to his family, 

 

"The poor thing is cursed, I say! Bu'... I still feel bad fer it...."

 

Despite the wishes from his family to get rid of the stinky thing, Bili holds the puppy in his hands and bestows upon it a name.

 

This is how Barley, the Flatulent Companion of Bili, began its life with the Halflings. 

[TheRoyalOnion(Aris) 101]

((That picture is the cutest thing, good job man! We need more pets around the vale.))

[Princeton 396]

(( Is someone actually Rp'ing the puppy?))

[Princeton 396]

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[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

((I caught a wolf puppy the other day, and figured I ought to put some roleplay into it. So no, nobody is actually RP'ing the puppy, it's just there as a wolf. :D))

[Telanir 6976]

((This has to be the most cutest post I've read in so long. xD))

[Princeton 396]

(( Yes, truly wonderful post by the way. A wonderful read  ;)  ))

[Kaun 102]

((It So FLUFFY!!!!))

[Wheatley 24]

As Connor walks through the Vale, he catches a whiff of Barley's stench from Bili's burrow.  As he clenches his fingers over his nose, he grumbles "'Ell, Bili, I knew we 'alflins're s'pposed t' be relaxed, but this's ridiculous..." he continues on, trying to smoke his pipe with a clenched nose.

[aron. 427]

I found Bili's accent cuter than the puppy

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

(( Thanks, y'all. :') ))