Looking For Women!

[ThatCanadian 203]

*Posters and criers walk around all the major cities, saying the following*

 

Looking for Women!

 

 

 

“We are
currently looking for women who can help us in the creation of a
brothel. We need women who would like work. Its a good home, a safe
place to live. No harm will come to you. We have a personal security
force that will take good care of you. Upon joining you will get 200
minas, then sixty percent of all the money made off of the men whom
you pleasure. Most are disgusted by this thought, but it is honest,
good work. You are free to leave at any moment or time. However,
doing this is forfeiting your home in the brothel, the guards, and
the safety of living with us. Please either hand a note to one of the
criers, or leave a note underneath, with your age, race, and name. We
are currently only looking for females.”

 

 

 

((Leave a
Forum post to join.))

[Igneberr 46]

Igneberr laughs as he sees the ones in Malinor "They never do give up", he the proceeds to rip the posters in the main plaza down and tells the crier to leave.

[5678 260]

Dvari approves, grinning as he sips some ale from the tavern.

[Shorsand 2006]

((Do I, or do I not want?))

[Lark 2227]

((Do I, or do I not want?))

[Heff 2460]

The Witcher spits on the poster and tears it down. He then proceeds to find a harpy, feed it to the harpy, and then cut off the harpies head. Afterwards he spits down the harpy's guts onto the poster and then lights harpy aflame.

[Sentlit 108]

Cyrus looks upon a poster in disgust. "Of all the corrupt, immoral, fallen things of Anthos! Honest income my arse-!" He stops himself before his blood pressure rises to a point where he may pass out.

[Nano 0]

As Hestia passed the poster, she couldn't help but laugh. "Yeah, as if women would actually submit theirselves to be sex slaves. Ha! We're not /that/ stupid!"

[Thatpyrodude 2008]

*Writes under the posters*
"Sheriff Wesley Pascal supports"

[Samson Option 9652]

I am a lusty seven-hundred year old elfish lady with curves from top to bottom, from elfish ear to sprightly foot. No man can handle this for I am a woman of bliss. Just tell me how much you have to pay and perhaps we can play, but I pray it is just fading in thy mind the blackness of my silhouette.

[Thatpyrodude 2008]

I am a lusty seven-hundred year old elfish lady with curves from top to bottom, from elfish ear to sprightly foot. No man can handle this for I am a woman of bliss. Just tell me how much you have to pay and perhaps we can play, but I pray it is just fading in thy mind the blackness of my silhouette.

"Come to the Abresi square, we can speak there, or send me a bird -Wolf"

(Thatpyrodude)

[ThatCanadian 203]

Igneberr laughs as he sees the ones in Malinor "They never do give up", he the proceeds to rip the posters in the main plaza down and tells the crier to leave.

*The criers refuse to leave and grasp their swords being told of the people in Malinor before. They then goes to put up twice as many posters.*

[Lvke 1000]

Krurg looks at the note, and taps his finger against his chin as he struggles to read it. He motions to Babo to grab the nearest human, and drag him over. Krurg looks at the human, and motions to the note "Wub duz dat blah?" and he listens patiently as the human reads it, stuttering in fear as Babo holds him still. After he finishes, Krurg looks at Babo with a smile, then at the human "Gib uz ull uf latz shiniez an den ged da skah away bifur wi ged hungri. Latz du peep tayzti".

 

As the human runs away, he looks to Babo and smiles evilly "Dey muzt hab zum shiniez an irun an wepunz. Ulzo, lat kan peep wud ull da fuzz abut da pinkzkin maytez iz" and laughs loudly at Babo's wide, leering smile as he throws the human to the ground, and motions for Krurg to hop onto his Lur wolf.

[Aislin 4354]

Igneberr laughs as he sees the ones in Malinor "They never do give up", he the proceeds to rip the posters in the main plaza down and tells the crier to leave.

 

Gronkk scowls at the angry elf who rips the posters down. He does his best to recreate the poster, shoddily, and licks the back of the parchment before slapping it against the wall. Gronkk then kills the crier as he leaves the city, angered by his lack of loyalty to the cause ((bitchez)), and takes up his job in Malinor.

 

"gRonKK blAh DaT WUMEN amZZ nEEd! HUURZ! HUURZ EBERY'WER!"

[monkeypoacher 8055]

Nikolai passes by a flyer for this in Abresi. He growls a bit before turning and storming off, quite angry.