A Grave Mistake

[Goldrim 1422]

A fine day it is in the Dwarven mountains, the sun sinking into the thick snow as a faint figure approaches from the distance, again, as per usual Hodir’s ego gets the better of him and manages to rustle up a crowd of rowdy bandits, his short legs surprisingly manage to keep him ahead of the crowd.
 
In a blink of an eye he disappears, leaping into a nearby bramble bush as the crowd runs past him, he heaves, out of breath as he spots something in the corner of his eye. He becomes struck, not by an arrow, but by love.
 

 
(Music is mandatory, if you don’t turn it on I will personally beat you with my meat stick)
 

 
Hodir’s left brow rises, grinning from ear to ear as he creepily lays eyes upon the most voluptuous female frame he has ever seen, her buttocks as sweet as honey, her ginger hair falling along the length of her back, she appears to be picking flowers.
 

 
His eyes roll back into his skull, he suddenly resides in his own fantasy world where the two merrily frolic around in the fields together, happy, they are.
 
He suddenly lets out a groan that attracts her attention as she turns around, in disbelief he yelps that attracts the unwanted attention of those rowdy bandits again, he sits in shock as IT winks and waves at him, speaking in a deep manly voice “Hey there handsome!~”, he rapidly bolts off in shame, the bandits still tailing this poor ol’ bastard.

 

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

(( Amazing hahahahahaha ))

[V0idsoldier 1139]

((The music made this so much better. This is why you win LoTC Goldrim.))

[Dizzy771 900]

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

((wot.))

[Tortek 51]

(( Most amazing and heart breaking story I've ever read, brought a tear to my eye. ))

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

this is vulgar and you have been report!

[Telanir 6975]

((love at first sight))

[Samson Option 9652]

 

[[Dat Dwarf got donk.]]

[Evilbanana5757 154]

((Such a sad love story lol! The music is perfect!))

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

((I am pretty sure that is a female dwarf ready for the close quarters relations. No doubt 'bout it.))

[chaotikal 2392]

Dormin goes after the man either way, as he says "Hullo Handzum."