Goldrim 1422 Share Posted July 23, 2013 A fine day it is in the Dwarven mountains, the sun sinking into the thick snow as a faint figure approaches from the distance, again, as per usual Hodir’s ego gets the better of him and manages to rustle up a crowd of rowdy bandits, his short legs surprisingly manage to keep him ahead of the crowd. In a blink of an eye he disappears, leaping into a nearby bramble bush as the crowd runs past him, he heaves, out of breath as he spots something in the corner of his eye. He becomes struck, not by an arrow, but by love. (Music is mandatory, if you don’t turn it on I will personally beat you with my meat stick) Hodir’s left brow rises, grinning from ear to ear as he creepily lays eyes upon the most voluptuous female frame he has ever seen, her buttocks as sweet as honey, her ginger hair falling along the length of her back, she appears to be picking flowers. His eyes roll back into his skull, he suddenly resides in his own fantasy world where the two merrily frolic around in the fields together, happy, they are. He suddenly lets out a groan that attracts her attention as she turns around, in disbelief he yelps that attracts the unwanted attention of those rowdy bandits again, he sits in shock as IT winks and waves at him, speaking in a deep manly voice “Hey there handsome!~”, he rapidly bolts off in shame, the bandits still tailing this poor ol’ bastard. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCabra (Soda) 1519 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (( Amazing hahahahahaha )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
V0idsoldier 1139 Share Posted July 23, 2013 ((The music made this so much better. This is why you win LoTC Goldrim.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1054 Share Posted July 23, 2013 ((wot.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortek 51 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (( Most amazing and heart breaking story I've ever read, brought a tear to my eye. )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHITECUS 4788 Share Posted July 23, 2013 this is vulgar and you have been report! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telanir 6975 Share Posted July 23, 2013 ((love at first sight)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samson Option 9652 Share Posted July 23, 2013 [[Dat Dwarf got donk.]] 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilbanana5757 154 Share Posted July 23, 2013 ((Such a sad love story lol! The music is perfect!)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted July 23, 2013 ((I am pretty sure that is a female dwarf ready for the close quarters relations. No doubt 'bout it.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotikal 2392 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Dormin goes after the man either way, as he says "Hullo Handzum." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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