Vote Fer Farenhal, Grand Merchant Candidate

[Brent 281]

It comes to mah attention t'at I'm tu unfamous ta get a single vote in the election, se 'ere is why ye should vote fer meh.

1. I am an active an' unbusy Dworf, givin' meh plenty o' toime ta dedicate meself te week.
2. Dwarves are the richest, se makin' a poor guy gran' merchant will increase the ratio.
3. All excess moneh will ga ter 'elp increase beard size of all Dworves.

[lιoɴ 248]

Wulfric nods smiling "Ah wuld, but T'orik needs a job before he crumbles an' turns tah ash."

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

"Ah'm sorreh, w'oo are yeh again..?"

[Mucky 443]

"Ah'm sorreh, w'oo are yeh again..?"

 

"Ah babeh"

[Brent 281]

Aye, babehs, vote fer me ta 'elp te children.

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.