Free The Hobbits 859 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Due to recent events on the gate, it has come to the Elders attention of a new toll in place. I would like to clear this up that a toll has been mad for crossing into the land to pay for damages by bigguns. The toll goes as follows Elves: 5 Mina Humans: 5 Mina Halflings: Free Orcs: not allowed through, but may exit from Malinor side- 25 Mina Dwarves 5 Mina Cat People: 5 Mina Druids: Free Delvers and Ex-Whiterose: 2.5 Mina (proof required) This toll will be in effect for people entering and exiting Lenfarthing with the exception of Druids and Halflings for those who make frequent trips, a travelers pass may be purchased with 1 iron ingot granting unlimited pass through the gate. The toll may be lifted in the future, those who refuse to pay will face the consequences including trampled onions, salted grass, free ale, or imprisonment and torture. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted August 8, 2013 or imprisonment and torture. ((Oh ****. Halflings gone ghetto)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeleaf 1022 Share Posted August 8, 2013 *Arzota sets off to go become a god of the halflings, minas weighing down his pockets with the weight of cinderblocks.* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertV530 4 Share Posted August 8, 2013 ((this is a fantastic idea)) Okarn'ii rummages through his pockets and doesn't find any minas. But then he remembers he has some iron ingots he's been dying to sell since they are heavy and not very useful for a Mali. He immediately takes one out and gives it to the Halfling at the toll and proceeds on his way, happy he can go to Adunia as many times as he wishes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelaneyG 1279 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Arthal smiles, feeling loved that the halflings would give any ex-rose a discount... probably because they are afraid of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1054 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Ellsia spins around her Delver coat, and pockets it for entry into Hobbiton. She also should note Bili still owes her the vacation home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Milo glances out towards the wall as he hears something about 'minas' being charged for people to pass through."Oi!" he exclaims. "We are 'obbits! We don' believe in tha' biggun moneh!" he shouts as he turns on a heel and begins to stomp back into Lenfarthing to bonk Bolo on the head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free The Hobbits 859 Author Share Posted August 8, 2013 Sitting in Bolo's home is a scarecrow speaking broken common, it seems to have written and posted the notes itself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Milo bonks Bolo on the head with his staff anyways, yelling "We don' like biggun moneh, Bolo!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free The Hobbits 859 Author Share Posted August 8, 2013 Rubs his head angrily, "Wha'? When did we mention biggun money!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aislin 4354 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Gronkk gets on his knees and puts a pipe in his mouth as he tries to sneak into Lenfarthing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny_Fool 80 Share Posted August 8, 2013 ((Oh ****. Halflings gone ghetto)) (( You came to the wrong hood. )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Share Posted August 11, 2013 [[Lurking here. Funny little idea.]] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BegginLena 135 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Orlik feels deeply offended upon hearing of the Halfling Toll, He thinks to himself "Duz mi av pai Orc an Uman?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Fumble giggles as he works on his latest invention hopefully it will guard the gate! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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