Gorkilz Agh Subclanz Ave Hosher Gash Den Da Odders.

[Sultan 3953]

Why is the Gorkil bloodline better than all others - Lur, Rax, Dom.

 

1. Gorkil blood is still alive

2. Gorkil blood ended the line of Rax

3. Gorkil is more greener

4. Gorkil is uglier - example Urara won the most ugly orc contest

5. Gorkil is a larger blood line

6. Gorkil has more than two orcs - wink wink lurs

7. Gorkil has had more than 8 Rex’s

8. Gorkil don't piss on themselves

9. Gorkil blood line has three successful clans in it.

10. Gorkil blood has more famous Orcs in it the likes of - Mogroka, Pok, Gromgok, Thore, Ned’Lud, Yaghy, Bog, Krink, Blawharag, Gragarn Urara, Grool, Shar’ku, Gorgul etc.

11. Gorkil has the best warriors

12. Gorkil have better warcries

13. Gorkil have epic traditions

14. Gorkil’s ride epic bulls or boars while others ride small ass wolfs

15. Gorkil’s are best builders

16. Gorkil’s are best leaders

17. Gorkil’s are cool

18. Gorkil have bigger tusks

19. Gorkil know how to speak the old blah

20. Gorkil are bigger and better than the rest

21. Gorkil get all the feorcs

22. Gorkil have bigger penises

23. Gorkil are better shamans

24. Gorkil have boars

25. Gorkil has no squeakers

26. Gorkil have stronger cubs

27. Gorkil has mexijews

28. There was never a corrupted Gorkil

29. Gorkil bloodline made the blah and all Orcish lore :>

30. Mogroka had 100 concubines

31. Mogroka had more than 100+ cubs

32. Gorkil power is over 9000!

33. Gorkil was Krug best son

34. Gorkil use axes Lurs use bows and spears

35. Gorkil have legendary weapons

36. Gorkil came out of his mothers womb fully grown

37. Gorkil killed his first dwarf when he was a embryo

38. Gorkil love war

39. Gorkil declared the most wars

40. Gorkil’s are well hung

41. Gorkil members are not subjects of incest

42. Pok makes all Orcish VAs

43. Lurs give piggyback rides to dwarfs mares gorkil better

44. Gorkil’s are real Uruks

45. Ned Lud is prophet

46. Urara knows how to draw better than your momo

47. Gorkil’s have the best curses

48. Pok has more scars than all other clans combined that are not Gorkil

49. Lur=Sakah

50. Gorkil = Bubhosh

51. Bog eat a lot

52. Bog licked a lot

53. Yaghy’s mate was pigwomen

54. Gorkil have more balls - 6

55. Pok has aids

[Galendar 631]

Alraazoug nods in agreement, scuttling along

[Dreek 1633]

Lurtz agrees with the last one

[Austin 697]

((#40))

[Aislin 4354]

Gronkk tears down all the posters

[Dreek 1633]

Lurtz sheds a tear

[Kaiser 2347]

'Pok has aids'

 

"nice"

[Sneaky 189]

Oi two orcs is wrong.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.