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"May the scum learn their place. Ave Stassion, Ave Richard." Sir Adrien called out upon reading the missive.

Sir Adrien tutted, shaking his head as he burned the missive "As a wise man once told me.. If she cheats, she belongs to the streets."

MC Name: OwOrc RP Name: Sir Adrien 'the Kingslayer' Persona ID: 85150

The brave man of the Petran Guard, Adrien Coste Blanchet, nodded his head at this missive "I can't read, but if I did, I would surely agree." He would say, ensuring that his thoughts on this missive were above one sentence long so that he could sufficiently remember his thoughts on it, and they would not be deleted by his mind.

Baldrick of Stassion placed his hands together and began to pray for His Majesty, King Edmund II. "Oi 'ope 'es majesteh es recoverehn swiftleh.. Oi 'ope tae assassin es brought te justice!"

WHERE IS THE DOMINUS? GONE. To all those that may come across this missive THE DOMINUS... Where to begin? He was the hand of a Snake, of a vicious tyrant that threw away the rights of his citizenry. An Orc not worthy of calling himself Krug's descendent. No man like that deserves to serve my Brother, the REX! I, Marosh'Lak, hereby take the position, I claim it by right of our victory in the civil strife. I issue no demands. This false 'Dominus' deserves not the title, and he deserves not the right of klomp to defend it. However, I will state this: I am no Akaal.. If he wishes to claim back the title of Dominus, I call upon him to win it back in klomp, I will except a public missive explaining why he did not support our Rex, and publicly demanding a KLOMP! He will prove his might through FISTS! If he fails to make this missive, then he is no Dominus. He is a rat. A coward. He is no son of Krug, and I grant him no further honour of my time. This will last in perpetuity or until a new Dominus is appointed by the Rex, but the seat must not remain empty, nor filled by a traitor to Krug! The swamps arise. SIGNED, Dominus of Krugmar, Marosh’Lak

Baldrick didn't know how to read, but he saw the word 'Joust', and figured he'd give it a go.

His Royal Highness, Khalid Mogg I, nods in approval of the contract with 35 stipulations.

"They spelled my name wrong!" Khalid threw down the poster in an angry fit

"Dis daht laddat ah saw wit' dah Prinze, eh?" Baldrick scratched his beard "Ahveh Stassion, ah say!"

"GLORHIROUS DAYH FOR DAH PRINZE EN' ZTASSIOHN!" Baldrick started beating his hands onto his chest

"Oi've found meh new Lords.." An aging peasant scratches his scruffy beard, packing up what little belongings he has.

let's go back to almaris. everything was better on almaris.

I can agree with a notice tbh. No fun in rallying to be met with like 5 civilians bro

Remove raid tools = 2 hr long skirm where the attackers go forward and the defenders go back and close the gates. Look at Norland. If Urguan didn't find the way under to get into the city via the sewers it would've literally gone on to no end. There is war in the server, there is conflict in the server. That's part of it being a medieval fantasy genre. Remove raid tools = remove raids = only conflict is war, which is boring.

"Blud appreciates me brotha Sev translatin dis so blud can understand innit" Baldrick nods

"Ahhh, revenge for Bakir!" Vithor grinned

"Inbreeding es bad" Vithor said with a nod

A large Uruk sat in his home, that of the Swampgoth, and read the missive over - patting his pet gobbo Toad'Lak on the head "Hozh work, wi will return to de old wayz zooner den wi thought bruddah."

Blitz I miss you baby come home

Red Cloaks Balon Ruric I'm sensing some inspiration

[An expertly written missive. It looks as if the Clan Chief got a new scribe...] A new Swamp’Goth To all those that may come across this missive Let it be known that the strongest shall rule Clan Lak. Upon hearing that my Clan Brother Dharg Lak wished to be Swamp’Goth, as well as myself, we fought an honour klomp. I beat him, and earnt the right to challenge the leader at the time; Murdok’Lak. I beat him, and have earned the title of Swampgoth, Wargoth of Lak. Let all know that my Clan does not deem our responsibilities to be second to anything. We will appease the spirits, no matter what we must do. A further reminder to all that seem to have forgotten. Many years ago, when Iblees posed a threat to all descendents, it was not Mankind who defended the world. Nor the Elves. Whilst Malin played in his woods, Horen sung his songs and cowered behind his walls; whilst Urguan lay in his city, greedily counting his coins, Krug defended the world from Iblees. Let it be known that the world owes a great debt to Krug and his descendants, and we of Clan Lak will enforce tribute from any Human, Elf or Dwarf that do not already pay tribute to, or are not allied with, Krugmar - to be handed to the Rex. The swamps awake. SIGNED, Swampgoth of Clan Lak, Marosh’Lak