A loud caw would wake the Corporal from his peaceful blast potion induced slumber in the training grounds of the Bastion.
"Wh-wha?" Ezekiel Moores would state, flustered, as he brushed broken glass from his bright red uniform.
He seized the message from the bird with great haste, accidentally tearing a part of the already tattered letter as he did so. The man took a quick skim of the letter's contents, before flinging it dismissively into the wind. It folded and curled and finally, took flight over the Bastion's wall before Ezekiel would make his remark.
"I'm sorry... Signed... Lisa? Who the hell is Lisa? I can barely read this thing..." He mumbled in a slight fit of anger at being awoken, before turning to face the bird, "Wrong person, idiot."
The bird cawed once more, before Ezekiel finally stormed off back to his dorm to take a proper nap, without interruption.