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  1. Gillriik Ungri does a backflip as he gets his card read
  2. WHERES OUR TEN BARRELS OF SALT IREHEARTS.

  3. Olog Tyrant, Gillriik Ungri, would wonder where the 10 Barrels of Salt was that the Irehearts owed Lord Quentin Brae of Du Loc.
  4. [!] Letters would be sent to the great leaders of the men across the continent of Almaris, while additional copies would be circulated to traders and caravans throughout the realm. It would read: To His High Holiness, the Pontiff; @Pureimp10 To His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of Oren; @Nectorist To His Majesty, the King of Haense; @Xarkly To His Highness, the Prince of Savoy; @Publius To His Lordship, the almighty Lord of Du Loc @Shorsand Finally upon decades of experimentation and poverty, my people have finally found a way to circulate Olog CAs of a epic purpose. Unique and unrivaled, we've got a you a 1.5 day delivery. Able to turn you into an Olog in the short time of whenever your CA is accepted. A feat achieved without sponsorship nor support from those beyond our realm, the value of the work we have done for the betterment of all of Olog-kind and the potential it holds to grant you power and OOC supremacy is not lost on us. Therefour, respecting my Ologpality's historic neutrality toward all other realms, the recipe shall be offered via an auction. Starting at the bid of 500 Mina, the highest bidder shall be given exclusive insight into the recipe for this cure, to administer throughout their respective domain as they see fit. The auction shall proceed for 24 Saint's Hours following the arrival of these letters, and bids shall be circulated consistently to all who have been outbid to ensure fair competition. Please note that this is an open auction, and will not be restricted to the addressees of this letter.
  5. Seeing his bids outbid, the man bids 100.5 Mina
  6. Gillriik'Ungri The UnderLord of Du Loc, raises 10,000.1 Mina.
  7. I HATE THE TAXMAN I HATE THE TAXMAN I HATE THE TAXMAN I HATE THE TAXMAN 

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    2. Lomiei

      Lomiei

      but.... muh infrastructure

    3. wowj

      wowj

      every tile is 100 mina a week, TAXES ARE THIEVERY

    4. ShyDisaster

      ShyDisaster

      In an ideal world,

      we wouldn't have to pay for tiles.

      But alas,

      this world is far from that..

       

      "Ideals and taxes" by Shy Disaster

  8. The Taxman hates the indoor rabbit farmer.

     

  9. The Under-Lord, Gillriik Ungri, shouts loudly, shaking gravel from the walls of his cave. "WI NUB KNEEL TU DOZE ZTOWTUR DEN UZ!"
  10. I WILL NEVER KNEEL TO THOSE SHORTER THAN ME

     

  11. its. OVER.

    1. Milenkhov
    2. wowj

      wowj

      ITS OVER MILENKHOV. ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER 

  12. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  13. THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

  14. AHHHHHHHHHH

  15. #20dollarjustice

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