Haelphon

Lift your computer off your lap? :P jk

Lord of the Hoist

Three sets for the Elven-kings under the bar,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their gyms of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to lift,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Set to lift them all, One set to find them,

One Set to bring them all to the gym and in the darkness fight them.

Well... thanks for making me want to watch Lord of the Rings. Time to go waste my night. :)