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  1. Cracker

    haters need to get their heads out of their butt and learn to strategize and beat threats

  2. Cracker

    Hey dudes

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    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Hey Cracker

    3. Altiak

      Altiak

      hi dude

    4. excited

      excited

      hey cracker

  3. Cracker

    holla @ my boy leland22, happy 12th birthday #babycakes #lordlelandirongut #snugglecub #youngleland #scrippsgetem #mad4mili

    1. 0000

      0000

      #yolo

    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      #nolovelikeleland

    3. Goldrim

      Goldrim

      #hollahappybdayblakyotupac

  4. Cracker

    Hope you got my PM!

  5. Cracker

    Hunwald Spy Detected

  6. Cracker

    I do it for the community

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      I do it for the rep

    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

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  7. Cracker

    I just got pugsied :/

  8. Cracker

    I live 4 miles away from boxxy...clearly i'm the real boxxy

  9. Cracker

    I quit

  10. Cracker

    I WILL be the Lord of THE Craft!

  11. Cracker

    Just Realized Talking With All Capitals In The First Letter Of Each Word Makes You #Bold

    1. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      Damnit, Cracker! Go back to being innactive, you butt!

    2. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      pRopEr cApiTaliZatiOn is ovErateD

  12. Cracker

    King Tythus I

    1. Zezimus

      Zezimus

      The true Lord of the Craft.

    2. Googlesearch

      Googlesearch

      Well let's not forget who intended it. Sure he apologised but he still caused the issue

    3. Zezimus

      Zezimus

      But he is powerful.

  13. Cracker

    lance extensions, lance extensions everywhere

  14. Cracker

    may weather got some good practice on his wife

    1. Order of The Stolen Coin

      Order of The Stolen Coin

      Ooof

  15. Cracker

    maybe freya's resigning from GM...and becoming an admin!? :o

    1. Lym

      Lym

      No, the amount of Freya fanboys would be higher than Mogroka's amount. That would not be fair to him.

    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      Problem?

    3. Strife

      Strife

      Freya becoming an admin would be awesome.

  16. Cracker

    Messiah 2012

    1. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Who? Obama? Hahah! What a madman!

  17. Cracker

    Milk-drinkers, the lot of you.

    1. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      Milk builds strong bones.

    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      Be brief Imperial, there's only so long I can stand being downwind of your stench.

    3. jasonwolf

      jasonwolf

      *drops 600 bottles on ale on Cracket.*

  18. Cracker

    my favorite pokemon is pedot

    1. Valdis

      Valdis

      =/ mine is meloetta

  19. Cracker

    My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing" The doctor said..."an underwater weighing test" and just like that my mom said "when can my son and daughter take it" and the doc said 2 pm

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that.

      It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      So...why did you mother go to such great lengths to weigh you? And why underwater?

    4. Cracker

      Cracker

      To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I taken my underwater tests, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.

  20. Cracker

    My tophat is fuzzy

  21. Cracker

    No kiddings here.

    1. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      There are kiddies though.

  22. Cracker

    NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER

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    2. Shar'ku/jenspelao

      Shar'ku/jenspelao

      *removes his helmet "I'm shar'ku vych"

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      oh i just got my power back

    4. Shar'ku/jenspelao

      Shar'ku/jenspelao

      peasant

  23. Cracker

    nooooooooo divinus you fool!

    1. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      What did he do now, that absolute madman!?

  24. Cracker

    not the BALLISTAS

    1. Stevie

      Stevie

      h3 w3nt t00 f4r

    2. LPT

      LPT

      lol

  25. Cracker

    notorious thugs

    1. The Lion

      The Lion

      Armed and dangerous, aint too many can bang with us.

    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      ^ thank you

    3. Chief Kief

      Chief Kief

      East coast for like Dokahn

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