Skippy

"We 'Ave killed plenteh ov em, yer head must jus be a bit confused. 9v4 at Karaad, nevur ferget yer loses, Mercs."

Skippy Irongut makes his way up to the Glorious Stage of Urguan and addresses his fellow workers. He smiles at the crowds of dwarves he has gained under his wing in the art of working for coin. "Dwarves! We may not give up yet on de foight fer work! If ye are part ov de guild, ye are assigned a chest inside ov our headquarters! Report der an' start collectin' resources fer de Kingdom. Evereh sunday ye'll get paid based on yer work... if ye dunnae contribute anything, ye will get nothin' but collectin' dust! Ave Red Urguania!"

Skippy thinks of the Storm-Swords. "Bah, why are t'ey even in my memory! T'ey're su weak! HAR HAR HAR! Jus' de Orcish bodeh shields."

"How are we supposed to pay taxes when there is no output ov moneh!?"

"Does it fuckin' look loike ah care? By tuh way, join us! An' tell all de dwarves ye know about dis JOB OPPORTUNITY IN RED URGUANIA!" Skippy would say if he heard said remark.

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Red Urguan's Workers Party ~Est. 16th of The First Seed, 1510~ Skippy Irongut has heard the pleas of the Dwarven workers class. He sympathizes with them, therefor forming the Red Urguan's Workers Party! An organization set on mass producing goods for coin. Dwarves produce a quota of goods, with supplies given to them from the Grand Kingdom of Urguan. Shortly after the founding of the Isles of Vailor, the Party went silent. Three Lord Stewards took power, and the dwarves were being robbed of their valuable mina. Skippy Irongut saw this unfit, and rebirthed the Red Urguan's Workers Party. Every dwarf shall be paid based on their work, and nothing less than that. With the Party Leader's ascent to becoming Grand King of Urguan, the hard worker Hellio Frostbeard has taken the role as Yemekar's Pick and will maintain the Red Urguan's Workers Party. Hellio will be responsible for organizing the party, maintaining the party district, and requesting materials for workers to use. He will also be receiving minas to pay workers. Where are we? We are located inside the Dwarven forge in the capital city of Kal'Karaad. Take a right in the main square. We are located inside the Dwarven capital of Kal'Akash, directly in the back of the city. Follow the roads until you find a wide opening with a crevice filled with lava. How much do I get paid? If you complete your specific quota depending on what kind of job you work, you'll be given mina tokens. You can trade in the mina tokens for actual minas! ((For a more in-depth guide, check this forum post here)) How do I join? Simply fill out this simple application! Your Name? Your profession(s)? Place of Inhabitant? ((Skype?))