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  1. Baconthief

    -Dunmer Intensifies-

    1. susitsu

      susitsu

      Yeeesssss......

  2. Baconthief

    ,I know a certain wood elf who is probably ganna die

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    2. Samler

      Samler

      Well, I saw this new wood elf yesterday but I don't think she deserves to die!

    3. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      >Imply only 1 wood elf will die.

    4. + Reggieo +

      + Reggieo +

      My Sissiro is a Woodeffy

  3. Baconthief

    "April Showers bring may flowers" Yeah, I am calling bs on that

    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      It's snowing where I am.

    2. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      April showers bring... Snowdrifts the size of a whale.

  4. Baconthief

    "You must be this tall to enter malinor" ---------------

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    2. Braxis

      Braxis

      I HAVE A SAFE SPOT FROM THE MINI HORENS NOW!!!! YESSSS!!

    3. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      No you don't. I can be carried in, you CRUEL CRUEL BABYSITTER.

    4. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      *Leana steps onto the boat with stilts*

  5. Baconthief

    [8:03:59 AM] Monkey (Duncan): http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/93743-makayla-crow-khel-halfling-human/ My name was used! As was two other people's names!

    1. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      lol I know... xD

  6. Baconthief

    [Will pay in steam game] No I am not playing again. I want a creative person to draw my d&d paladin. He's a BAMF with a hank hill ass, please help. 5-10 dollar steam game. PM me for details.

    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Yeah nevermind. I got a someone to do it.

  7. Baconthief

    *Ask guard for directions*

    1. Paint

      Paint

      "Abersi? Noble, down the road to the north, Watch your step Citizen"

  8. Baconthief

    *Asks guard for rumors*

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    2. Badass Imperial Guard

      Badass Imperial Guard

      "Don't you even care what's happening? Bruma has been saved! The Great Gate has been closed! There is hope for us all, whether you like it or not.

    3. gam

      gam

      HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAY FOX?!

      ((Btw it's Gray not Grey ;P))

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      *Persuards* *Admires* *brides x7*

  9. Baconthief

    *Attempts killing three town guards*: *Gets promoted from citizen to Marshal one minute later*

    1. meg

      meg

      Well that escalated in a peculiar manner. O.o

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      There is a new order in vaerhaven

  10. Baconthief

    *Cracks kunckles* It's reform time

    1. Cloakedsphere

      Cloakedsphere

      *Cracks whip on khel* GET TO WORK MY SLAVE!!!!

  11. Baconthief

    *Gets online* The malinor people: "Khel! Khel! Khel! Khel help me, I lost my keys. Khel~ look at my house. Khel~ sentinels are terrible. Khel~ I need help wiping. The price for being the sexy prince I guess \/_\/

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I always have rp : )

    3. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      You're very lucky. I always have to hand pick people to RP with. >_> lol

    4. Dilara(lotteje13)

      Dilara(lotteje13)

      your just too sexy of a dark elf...

  12. Baconthief

    *IS in need of soemthing to do*

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      That isn't very productive. I'll just go play my guitar for hours on end

    3. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      Is too. It is an attempt to create more mali'ker

    4. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      But it is. How else will Malinor produce an army?

  13. Baconthief

    *Khel responds to Kalenzes post* I think you should all make Dark Elves. Nothing is better then tearing out your slaves tongue for back talking and then forcing your superiority down the lesser races throats.

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

    3. Silevon

      Silevon

      i cant get girls irl so i get girls as a dark elf!!!!!!!!

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Do you even know me?

  14. Baconthief

    *Roleplays with a thesarus next to him*

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      *Is playing a character 20 times smarter than himself, it's quite express that. So I use big fancy words and odd and strange syntax*

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      ^

    4. Dreek

      Dreek

      nerrrrrrrd

  15. Baconthief

    *Slips into Oren and steals their jobs*

    1. Agent Miller

      Agent Miller

      *Slips into Malinor and "accidentally" set a tree on fire.

  16. Baconthief

    *starts to have flashbacks of how full the server was all the time when Asulon first came*

  17. Baconthief

    *Writes more elf culture posts*

  18. Baconthief

    \/\/\//\I have that test wensday

    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Just the organic chemistry part

    2. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      \/\/ () -|-

  19. Baconthief

    #DeathToBlundermore

  20. Baconthief

    #IWantFeedBackForMy4.0DarkieHouse (Insipired by elder scrolls dark elves) https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-8bwjFHlK3p2lhXC7WbtdPJ3YJeYGwjtt4IAZT2-1jM/edit#

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    2. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      But looks ok so far... *sadface*

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I didn't abandon it, characters die and I don't want to play on the server until 4.0

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Btw, nowhere near finished. I've tons of lore to write to do what I want to rp

  21. Baconthief

    #Lawful nuetral

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    2. Malaise

      Malaise

      #TheEmbodimentOfLawfulEvil

    3. NomadGaia

      NomadGaia

      #Chaotic Neutral

    4. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      #Doeswhatshewants

  22. Baconthief

    #Rasingracistelves

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    2. Tayelikel

      Tayelikel

      Rathina nods in approval at her fathers words

    3. Aislin

      Aislin

      ^WHITEWASH

    4. Hunter (sckolar)

      Hunter (sckolar)

      ^^ *Sounds the buzzer* Rathina is a dark elf. The correct answer is: Elphaba

  23. Baconthief

    <_>

    Well sir,

    The first time was lancel and some other loser

    Second time was well, surprise

  24. Baconthief

    All this leaving, it's a joke : )

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    2. LeRenardNoir

      LeRenardNoir

      Negatory

    3. Scipp3r

      Scipp3r

      lolno

    4. Braxis

      Braxis

      Its not seriously.

  25. Baconthief

    All those that got a skype pm from me, DO NOT DL THE FILE

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      I already did.

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