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CowsGoMoo

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  1. INB4 "END OF THE WORLD SERVER IS DOWN" status updates? .m.? Or inb4 people start yelling at me because server is still up, and my internet sucks.

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    2. The Womping Wizard

      The Womping Wizard

      WHY WERE WE SO BLIND?! Oh wait, were both missing eyes

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Well, your missing eyes, I'm missing eye. BUT WHYY!? I COULDA... OH GOD, think of the CHILDREN! -Holds up the now skelentonal remains of a child- THE CHILLLDDDUUUN!

      -sob sob sob-

    4. The Womping Wizard

      The Womping Wizard

      -plays eyes of an angle- Dem acutes

  2. Cats.

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    2. Kote (luigimario77)

      Kote (luigimario77)

      Gorillaz

      I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

      I got sunshine, in a bag

      I'm useless,but not for long

      The future is coming on

      I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

      I got sunshine, in a bag

      I'm useless, but not for long

      The future is coming on

      It's coming on

      It's coming on

      It's coming on

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      ANIMALS-

      Here we go again

      I kinda wanna be more than friends

      So take it easy on me

      I'm afraid

      You're never satisfied

      Here we go again

      We're sick like animals

      We play pretend

      You're just

      A cannibal

      And I'm afraid

      I won't get out alive

      I won't sleep tonight

    4. Skippy
  3. And with a simple phase that wasn't uttered to begin with, a relationship is over. Bam! Well, I only use bam when babies are involved, so... urh, KABLAM!?

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I think you mean...

      Yaphp Ihtybiard

    3. danic

      danic

      No. I don't.

    4. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      I think you mean

      "You dun goofed"

  4. Every time my mother goes to by groceries, it's as if we're preparing for the zombie apocalypse Fifty gigantic bags of food, all filled, and barely able to fit into the trunk of our small Camery. .

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      First World Miracles*.

      If a zombie apocalypse DOES happen, we'll see who's laughing now! HAH!

    3. Enthreri

      Enthreri

      I am so posting that on their forums XD

    4. blindmind

      blindmind

      That's the best way to get groceries! Now that I live on my own, I can totally appreciate why moms stock for world war III

  5. . . . What's Guild Wars 2? .m.;;

  6. I am commenting to the post under me. Here is my comment: I think you owe me 100 centillion minas.

  7. We need pillow magic. (Totally not a way to get FLORMAI PILLOWS back in business, and make a fortune due to PILLOW MAGICIANS. Totally not.)

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Pfft, we can whip out our PILLOW CARTS, and go 'round selling them.

      "PILLOWS FOR SALE! PILLLOOOOWS! Get your pillows here, for your magical needs! PILLOOOOOOWS! Five minas each! Many colors for BEAUTIFUL pillow magic!"

    3. Dante

      Dante

      *totes around an entire inventory full of colored wool*

      *gets groped by zombie, instantly losing all of them*

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Ugh. Darn pervert zombies.

      Those are the worst.

  8. Is it me, or do I have a very short attention spam? Wait, I meant span! Not spam. Spam is kind of delicious though. Have you ever tried catching one before? Me neither. Well, I mean, it could also mean the OTHER type of spam. Like, internet spam. You just can't EAT internet spam.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      -blinks-

      I don't get it, but somehow... I do?

    3. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      *laughs* you know what makes me laugh?

      clowns. funny clowns not the scary ones speaking of which my friends are scared of the scary clowns but not of the happy clowns that hop like bunnies.

      i like bunnies....

    4. Gladuos

      Gladuos

      What... the... F***!?

  9. One day, when I'm older, and more confident. I think I'll go around giving people free hugs. I think that'll be nice, and make lots of people happy.

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    2. SparehoeCakes

      SparehoeCakes

      People will run away from you, and people with children will tazer you.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I will brace the tazering with love, and embrace their parents also.

      Then, I'll be launched straight to court.

      Urh... I'll hug the judge, and everything will be alright.

    4. Dante

      Dante

      Only a couple hours north, and I can get one of these Winston hugs .w.

  10. Hey... D-Do you enjoy Forum Roleplay? Want to try out new? Try out "The Labyrinth" Forum Roleplay today! http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/75093-the-labyrinth/page__p__616816#entry616816 You can do anything! -Insert catchy tune here.-

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    2. everblue2er101
    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Well, you're close, Timmy.

      Not exactly though.

      It's mostly based on a book. An amazingly lard and painful to read book.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Lard? I meant LONG. What the heck am I typing today?

  11. Well, one thing the community (with certainty) can agree on, is our love for cats. Who's with me? WE ALL LOVE CATS! (And if you don't. Well, WE ALL LIKE DOGS (too)!)

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    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      I love women :/

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Women lovers! Murder lovers! Table lovers! Phone lovers! Balloon lovers! Hot air balloon lovers! Air lovers! Carbon Monoxide lovers! Global Warming lovers!

      We welcome all! WE LOVE ALL! I feel like I'm preaching!

    4. ryno2

      ryno2

      I like hermit crabs; they're chill like cats but are actually cool guys like dogs

  12. Why...? Why do all my characters always end up becoming cowardly? I CAN'T BE MASCULINE AND HEROIC, it's just MENTALLY impossible for me. ;m;

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    2. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      Say, you don't have to be strong to be a hero!

    3. Panda! At The Disco

      Panda! At The Disco

      Hey, a guy in a kitchen is a woman's hero. TRUST ME.

    4. Redbaron™

      Redbaron™

      I have trust issues.

  13. S-So... U-Uhm....W-What kind of... u-uhm... What kind of music do mummies listen to? .o.

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      Because it's

      Wait for it

      OUTTA THIS WORLDDDDD!!@!!!!!@#!#!@$!%#erOIERJGOIJZwseiPGHweoighW{oiG

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      N-No... B-BECAUSE... i-it's... a little M-MEATEOR!!!

      AHEHEAHEAUEAHAHEGHAEHGAEHAHAHAHAHAHA

    4. Evilbanana5757
  14. First time ACTUALLY playing with SAI, even though I got it a YEAR ago. After stumbling through it's nooks and crannies, I drew (rather messily) an old character. http://gyazo.com/c4e94368fe15cf75699355a90c7c5e49.png Yaaaay.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      ;u; Thanks!

      Though, there's still lot of room for improvement. AT LEAST, now I know how to use SAI. In the beginning, I seriously had no idea what I was doing. Sai is surprisingly really smooth to use. I'm glad I have it. ^u^

    3. Kim

      Kim

      Yepp! SAI is my beb.

    4. Nug

      Nug

      moo omg u artist u r talent

  15. Oh no. Server, don't die on me. Stay with me! Server! T-Think about our children, think about... server... please. Please don't go, I-I... I don't know what to do! Server! NOOOOO!

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      A* midget adult, okay. ;m;

    3. H

      H

      *B+ midget adult

      do you even grammar bro

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      :< Wow, fine. I'll take a B+ too. That's fine. ;m;

  16. In the middle of erasing a whole page of homework that you messed up on, and then finding out your erasing the wrong homework. =n=

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    2. CloakandDagger

      CloakandDagger

      Earlier today i accidently erased my app to the Mori'quessir, 2 hours worth of typing gone ine one button click

    3. danic
    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Oh god, that must have been horrible..! I did that exact same thing on my app into this server, but then again what I erased was pretty badly written anyways.. :O

  17. Okay, I am about to get... married..? That's... interesting...

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    2. Lykos

      Lykos

      I want.

      And I bet you will be doing the cooking in the house...

    3. danic

      danic

      It will happen, I promise not to bite >:3

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      ^^^^

      Don't trust you no more Danic.

      And yes, I do all the cooking... But my character likes cooking...

      -shrugs- All my characters liked cooking.

  18. S-Scary... my old computer... just played it's, "logging in" tune... but except I didn't open it... and that it sounded... creepily off tune. ._.

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    2. Space

      Space

      Creepypasta man.

    3. Dyn

      Dyn

      Praise the flying spaghetti monster.

    4. kurk brak
  19. Uguuu! Every year, on this month... I get into some pretty hot soup. Eep!

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    2. Lykos

      Lykos

      Shaddap Lykos hungry

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Deep, Spicy, and boiling hot soup.

      Not exactly tasty too.

    4. Lykos

      Lykos

      I don't care... If it remotely resembles food at this point, O would eat it... Hell, I am getting close to eating the leather off of my boots.

  20. No OOC Sunday, must... must... resist...

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    2. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      I miss you guys here in BrOOC.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I can't stand it man.

      I can't do it.

      I can't do it.

      ICAN'TDOIT.

    4. danic

      danic

      GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF -slaps wilson- WE CAN DO IT. WE. CAN. DO IT.

  21. Sorry guys! *Pats down shirt, while holding out a plug.* Tripped over a wire! My bad, my bad!

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      srry i cant becz i no op i wan op but they dont gve me

    3. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      lul dy nubs l0l 0p plz i swer il be gu

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      i b gud 2 but they r stopid n no giv

  22. Why do all famous piano composers have such complicated names? Rachmaninoff, Mendelssohn, Clementi, DIabelli, Scarlatti, Vivaldi, Kabalevsky... Holy shrimp.

  23. Pft, come at me VAT, I don't have a VA and I never will! Bwahahahahaha!!!

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Why was that censored?

    3. Lym

      Lym

      That's a lot of stars.

    4. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Lym vs. Wilson. The battle of gods.

  24. Silly people, and their lack of cats. When will they understand that cats are the most absolutely amazing thing in the world? omo

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    2. Fuzzy4ev3r

      Fuzzy4ev3r

      You don't like this guy? //\;;/\\ lol But yes cats are awesome!

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      ____ <- The spider after I smashed it with my foot, screaming like crazy, and sobbing hysterically.

    4. misssasy11

      misssasy11

      I feel the same way about those spiders.

  25. Hrm. My search history must be completely educational and clean. The only adds I'm getting are... "Get 5% off on your college funds!" , "Get Healthcare for your children and family!", "Learn Online Courses on BLAH BLAH BLAH". I must be an internet angel.

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      i saw u looking up pr0n. dante/ambros pr0n. :c

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      "INSURANCE PREPARES FOR THE WORST."

      Yep.

      It sure does.

      The funny thing is, these are all probably traps. Traps that lead to funky internet things, that I really don't want to know about.

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      YOU ASKED ME FOR SECRET BABY EATING PURPLE CORN THROUGH A SEPARATE SKYPE ACCOUNT JUST A DAY AGO.

      DON'T TRY AND PLAY ME. I EAT BABIES FOR A LIVING, I KNOW STUFF.

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