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  1. The Hedge Knight

    I just lost twenty five fuckin' fish because of this crash. I demand my twenty five fish back. I sat there fishing for an hour for these things. I am so enraged. I require my fish. Fish. I want my darn fish so please return to me my fish or I will begin to kill people.

    1. gam

      gam

      +1

  2. The Hedge Knight

    Great. Powers out again. Last week wasnt enough, they just decided hey fuse? Wanna burst into flames!? Yuh sure! Hate this 90 degree no power crap...

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    2. Space

      Space

      Read some of the Quran or something I dunno. I'm looking for solutions, you're looking for problems.

    3. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Hahaha I see what you did there Space.

    4. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      Already read the Quran man. Gonna need something spectacular and new to do.

  3. The Hedge Knight

    Great. Powers out again. Last week wasnt enough, they just decided hey fuse? Wanna burst into flames!? Yuh sure! Hate this 90 degree no power crap...

  4. The Hedge Knight

    There is nothing to do omg. Someone pls.

  5. The Hedge Knight

    PiercingDarkness and Yoppl hurt my feelings when I asked for love. I am now harmed. :,(

    1. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      g00d u f00l

    2. excited

      excited

      idk u r my bish u slub i sware on me mum

    3. Guest

      Guest

      ily so it's k

  6. The Hedge Knight

    I love you all, give me some love back please.

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    2. yopplwasupxxx

      yopplwasupxxx

      **** you

    3. excited

      excited

      i hate you

    4. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      I'm hurt.

  7. The Hedge Knight

    Love.

    1. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Shrek

  8. The Hedge Knight

    Do you heathen?

    1. Propheteer

      Propheteer

      I ode

    2. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      Dost thou even hoist?

  9. The Hedge Knight

    Althallos was the coolest guy I ever met. He always played background characters who weren't unbeatable. He knew when he lost, and he did so with a calm and collected composure.

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    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      He was so many other guys bud. He used to do RP fighting, which was great.

    3. Your Favorite Impure

      Your Favorite Impure

      Ahh, I remember him. Fiend and I talked his character out of suicide. He was a pretty cool guy

    4. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      I wish I had more time to RP with him. He really gave me guidelines to follow in my early days.

  10. The Hedge Knight

    I thought finding a master would be easier than this.

    1. excited

      excited

      wub?

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      chimlet lives!!!

    3. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      Indeed I do, all I'm doing now is looking for a family to guard in payment of a bed and a chest.

  11. The Hedge Knight

    If a fly lands on your arm. Have you really just landed on the fly?

    1. calculusdesola

      calculusdesola

      No, it's a god damn filthy xeno that needs to be crushed immediately. Grow some hair on your chest, hotshot.

    2. spqrSancus

      spqrSancus

      No, as in order to be the one to land, one must be in flight. Furthermore, it must land ON the object. Jumping on the fly would thus qualify as landing on it, but not the fly landing on an arm whilst on the ground. :P

  12. The Hedge Knight

    Vote ten. #10/10

  13. The Hedge Knight

    We need MPM serverside. Unless it already is...

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    2. Ventusyr

      Ventusyr

      Thirded.

    3. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      fourtheded

    4. Akorta

      Akorta

      Bretted

  14. The Hedge Knight

    The battle shall soon continue.

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      yeee

  15. The Hedge Knight

    Happy birthday to me.

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    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      Happy birthday Chimlet. Please release part 3 of Battle for Gemmy's Shoes. I don't know why I like it but I do. A lot.

    3. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      I lacked computer usage most of this month. As soon as Peter returns I shall have part 3 up my friend!

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      <3

  16. The Hedge Knight

    You should fear my army coming Gemmy... Your shoes shall be mine.

  17. The Hedge Knight

    It isn't oft' I sail these rocky seas. But when a moment of such may bless me I take it. I know this will be my last peaceful voyage, as my next will be in means of war... War to eat Gemmy's shoes...

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      You are ******* hilarious i hope you eat her shoes

  18. The Hedge Knight

    These cyber police remind me of minute-men, or militia. Kudos to you fine folk, reminding us to stay in line.

    1. Muhammadan

      Muhammadan

      Man, thanks! :) We have the up most respect for you AT members! Keep at the good work you all do!!!! Lastly, have a nice day!! :) -Cyber Police Team

    2. Sky

      Sky

      Cyber Police are wannabes #Rebel

  19. The Hedge Knight
    1. Muhammadan

      Muhammadan

      Glad we could help. :)! -Cyber Police Team

  20. The Hedge Knight

    One week since I began gathering forces to eat Gemmy's shoes. Progress is slow, but indeed there. I've got sixty men willing to give up their lives for this task, they don't know the risks yet... I shall begin my speech in the 'marrow. Wish me luck all mighty gods above, for this battle may be my last.

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    2. Nug

      Nug

      lolwat

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      I'm in.

    4. LPT

      LPT

      *Straps on his hidded blade teeth, and Steel teeth protectors*

  21. The Hedge Knight

    There will come a day when my army rises... And when it does... We shall eat Gemmy's shoes.

    1. poopdoodler

      poopdoodler

      *raises his fists into the air* "Yep"

  22. The Hedge Knight

    There will come a day when my army rises... And when it does... We shall eat Gemmy's shoes.

  23. The Hedge Knight

    Can't wait for Rome 2 Total War to come out... Going to watch all the let's plays...

    1. 5678

      5678

      Free Pre-release ftw

    2. ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      No way in hell my computer will be able to run that. Imah have to stick with Shogun 2 right now :c

    3. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      Those feels...

  24. The Hedge Knight

    My kitten has roundworms :c

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    2. Sentlit

      Sentlit

      D: sad day

    3. Trouvo

      Trouvo

      *opens comments to post comment....Freya already said it....

    4. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ew

  25. The Hedge Knight

    People ridiculed me for my salt... Seems as though it worked.

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      hi mike wanna cyber ill get on skype

    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      No senior, no no no...

    3. Ender_Panda13

      Ender_Panda13

      actually if you look closely someone messed with your salt so there is a step unprotected.

      Better fix it quick.

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