Ford

I can be ur angel or ur devil

I have two personalities: The nicest person youll ever meet

and twisted ******* psychopath

When you were partying

I studied The Blade

When you were having premarital sex

I mastered The Blockchain

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I cultivated Inner Strength

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?