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how the hell do I change my sig

I appreciate the fact that you can see the landscape without it being drowned in mobs. Thank you for lessening them.

I can't tell if I'm being April Fooled or the victim of awful RP. http://i.imgur.com/FHTV2DT.png

I extend my deepest sympathies to the poor man who died after yesterday's Swamp Reaver attack.

I forgot to log out on my horse last night. I need to remember that everyone on this server is a horse serial killer lol

I guess murica is a rip off ghonnereabag :(

I hear the cries. I smell the smoke. I feel their turds.

I play a Human male named Hunwald Coalmein. He is a peasant belonging to Lord Carrion of Oren. My MC name is oHawkZo, and I often play from 3-10 P.M. on weekdays and varied on weekends. I live in the EST timezone.https://www.lordofthecraft.net/profile/63361-hunwald/?tab=statuses

I support you, rockytheblocky.

I think feces may have entered my nose like actual **** the stinky gooey kind

I think strawberries because they represent Oren or something but excellent thinly veiled tale my special friend how about we head out to the island have have a hit on the old pot of pots aye aye, feels pretty good and the fish in the sea glisten like rainbows riding on the wind but we will make do anyway you feel this current the waves lap in and out quite strangely

I think the Elven stereotype is broken...

I think the Jayaman University should host a spelling bee.

I was accosted by urbans today. All I wanted was a drink

I WILL NOT http://gyazo.com/c1cc8f6b4db7472eae37aade41486e71

I will send Just Cause 2 over to Steam to whoever knows how many fingers Sharap had on his hands in the book Metro 2033.

I've explored the North extensively as Artyom. Let me tell you this. When we finally begin whatever events go on in the North. It's going to be amazing.

If you can wield a claymore in one hand just as well as in two, then I can breath fire. Also #doublepost4alex2013

im a caerngard in real life

Important statuses? Statuses aren't important at all.

In other news, North Korea has deployed their beserkers in Alaska. Will this mysterious band of red-avatared men be able to stop them?

In other news, Salvus is now Saluzg. Orcs roams the streets doing as they please! The Shields, the Roses, or the guards are nowhere to be found! What a shame this is, Oren!

is mirtok still alive

It was 12, sorry!

It's 4/20 and I'm sitting here alone, sober, playing Warband. People won't even talk to me on skype. Hold me, LotC.