Keldrith

Bub Grimmer, age 14, slot 5A

I think people in Haelun’or, for the most part, understand that this is RP and has nothing to do with real life. I can see the similarities, but we quite literally are here because we want to be. Nobody is forced to play high elves. Some people enjoy that kind of roleplay because of it’s uniqueness. Am I saying we are like Nazi Germany? No. We actually have plenty of German players in the high elves who see no problem with the way we do things because they understand this is not real life. If you have an issue with this type of roleplay, there is an easy solution. And that is to not play a high elf. We often keep to ourselves anyway, and rarely travel outside of our own walls. We are a tight community, I’d bet we are tighter than just about any community on LoTC, and we all are having a great time doing what we are doing.

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Doc Silvyr Uradir decides to take this moment to promote his new products! “New Tonics, Toothpaste, Lotion, and Birth Control at the auctioneer now!”

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2 bottles of Tonic, and 1 bottle of Liniment were used on the 13th of Malin’s Welcome, 1721. Three uniformed children were playing in the woods, and decided to go perform a game they called ‘sledding’. Apparently coordinated by Erlan, with supplies granted by Rhaelanthur Lae’rinsyr. Alwnwe and Kelos fell down the hill. Kelos shattered his knees, and Alwnwe broke her ankle. Both required the numbing effects of the Tonic, and Kelos had to be cut open to remove any spread bone fragments that might be block his ability to use his knees in the future. I used the External Liniment on Kelos’s scars, to ensure they heal fast and cause him less pain in the near future. This Invoice is to be only read by the directors of the Hiylun Health Care plan officials, and associates. Total Cost: 120 minas Interest Rate Per Year Unpaid: 20%

Today on the 12th of The First Seed 1721, Doc Uradir of the Doc Uradir Medical Foundation provided the clinic’s doctor Dele Moonbrook a total of 3 Medical Tonics, 1 Dentifrice, and an External Liniment. These products were sold with the purpose of reducing the side effects granted by the Flu that was spread throughout the city. This invoice is for Hiylun™ Health Care Association to pay the reduced price of 185 minas for these products by 12th of The First Seed 1722. Interest rate on this invoice is 20% each year it is unpaid.

Doc Uradir’s Contraceptive Solution Doc Uradir in the year 1720 created a new formula for women who are either not ready, or not willing to get pregnant, but still wish to have the pleasure of mating. Using a flower’s oil called Black Sun’s Spinster, this was made possible. Though on the contrary to eating the flower itself, Doc Uradir’s solution has made the experience far more tolerable, removing the acidic taste from your mouth only minutes after drinking this liquid. It’s one and only effect is preventing pregnancy. A small message is left on the bottle “Go Wild Kids -Doc Uradir” (Not Intended for mali’aheral. Those who buy this product in Haelun’or will be reported to the authorities for impurity) Price: 25 minas per bottle. One time use. Ingredients: Black Sun’s Spinster, Water, Alcohol 2%, Grape Juice

Doc Silvyr Uradir grew up with humble beginnings, starting on a farm with his father and mother. He studied medicine through botany, and has finally mastered his craft at the ripe age of 40 in 1720. His major success ‘Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Medical Tonic’ led to him creating 5 more products for the world’s convenience in the same year. This includes a Hair Pomade, an External Liniment, Dentifrice, and a Chewing Gum. PRICE: 125 MINAS Doc Uradir claims the elixir is capable of curing a whole slew of diseases and ailments, in addition to boosting the abilities of healthy men and women. His first and most popular tonic, perhaps his top seller in the year 1720. This Elixr is the start of a medicinal revolution he claims, and is the cause for a variety of what seems to be miracles. Though his most expensive product, it is incredibly useful, and should be apart of every good doctor’s medical kit. Its purported curative effect is said to work on the following: -Rheumatism -Lumbago Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neurologic and Inflammatory Pain -Headaches -Neuralgia -Earache -Toothaches -Backaches -Swellings -Sprains -Sore Chest -Throat Swelling -Contracted Chords -Contracted Muscles -Anxiety -Ravaged Nerves -Stiff Joints -Wrenches -Dislocations -Cuts -Bruises -Malaria -Depression PRICE: 75 MINAS Doc Uradir claims his External Liniment can cure: -Eczema psoriasis. -Acne. -Rosacea. -Ichthyosis. -Vitiligo. -Hives. -Seborrheic dermatitis -Peeling Skin Syndrome -Chromhidrosis -Necrobosis Lipoidica -Epidermolytic Ichthyosis -Burn scars -Morgellons Disease -Erythropoietic Protoporphyria -Fish Scale Disease -Eruptive Xanthomas -AND MUCH MORE Not only should this External Liniment be used daily, but it should be apart of every healthy young man and woman’s knapsack, backpack, or medical kit. At a reduced price until 1721, Doc Uradir’s External Liniment should be a highly valued part of your everyday life. PRICE: 50 MINAS Doc Uradir’s Hair Pomade is an incredible product that can add to your success with the opposite sex. Be careful ladies, for this product can boost your man’s natural Vigor, Robustness, Seductiveness, and Desirability. Style your hair in a number of ways you had never imagined before! Now you can wake up, use your External Liniments and Hair Pomade to keep your lady interested, and loyal. Doc Uradir guarantees success in your relationship with this product 100%. Buy now, while supply lasts! PRICE: 50 MINAS Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Dentrifice serves as a paste for your teeth. Not only will it make your teeth sparkling and white, it will leave your mouth with a minty flavor for hours after each brush. This Dentrifice ‘Doc Uradir Claims’ can cure the following ailments: -Bad Breath -Tooth Decay -Gum (Periodontal) Disease -Oral Cancer -Mouth Sores -Tooth Erosion -Tooth Sensitivity -Toothaches and Dental Emergencies -Unattractive Smile Doc Uradir’s Vigor Inducing Chewing Gum is a special product for those with weary spirits. Not only will this gum cure your laziness, it will ensure your abilites multiply by triple! You will build, work, eat, run, climb, and even read faster! This chewing gum is not recommended for children, or before bed time. Doc Uradir’s Vigor Inducing Chewing Gum claims to cure: -Fatigue -Laziness -Encephalitis -Cerebral palsy -Ataxia -tuberculosis These products may not work for everyone. Please bring all your complaints to your local doctor, not Doc Uradir.

Dele Moonbrooke’s Invoice 14th of The Amber Cold, 1720 Dele Moonbrooke spilled a spoonful of Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Medical Tonic on the floor of the Clinic in Haelun’or. That spoonful was worth a full 50 minas in today’s currency. This tonic is in short supply, and ingredients are not cheap. Please pay Doc Silvyr Uradir by 14th of The Amber Cold 1721, or the authorities will be notified.

Doc Uradir claims the elixir is capable of curing a whole slew of diseases and ailments, in addition to boosting the abilities of healthy men and women. Its purported curative effect is said to work on the following: Rheumatism Lumbago Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neurologic and Inflammatory Pain Headaches Neuralgia Earache Toothaches Backaches Swellings Sprains Sore Chest Throat Swelling Contracted Chords Contracted Muscles Anxiety Ravaged Nerves Stiff Joints Wrenches Dislocations Cuts Bruises Malaria Doctor Uradir has been forumalting expensive yet effective tonics for all your diseases and ailments since 1720. Growing up from humble beginnings, he has lived on a farm using a variety of plants to heal people and rejuvenate their youthful vigor! These tonics have finally been perfected with this newest version, Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Miracle Tonic. Using all the advances he has made in the past, all wrapped into one, exotic yet incredible elixr. Prices are 125 minas for a full bottle, offering 20 doses. This tonic is patented, along with all of it’s ingredients. Ingredients include: Bonset Blissfoil Gislocinovi Gijaklul Bladderwort Alchohol Serpent Stalk Betiet Doc Uradir’s Tonic may not work for you. It is most effective with broken bones, stopping bleeding, and pain. Refunds are not available, and any concerns must not be directed to Doc Uradir himself.

Music for this response Elrion Visaj approaches the pond where he found the body. He would pause a moment, glaring down at body in the pond. Tears would promptly well in his eyes, as he fell to his knees, watching the body at the bottom of the pond, with a small amount of blood still leaking from the puncture in his chest. Elrion wiped his eyes, and stepped into the water. He would grab his friend, and hold him up in his arms, walking him out of the city. He would take a full day to bury his friend on the cliff, giving him a view that he would appreciate, as his soul rests. Elrion carved out a grave stone into the cliffside, writing; ‘Here Rests Pelilasdir Vontia'athems 1629-1719 A Friend, A Brother, and Soon to be Husband His soul was filled with dread But his expereinces with others filled them with love Forever we will remember him, as a good man.’ As Elrion finished engraving, he would stand above the grave, leaving a bottle of wine at the side of the gravestone, along with a small statue he carved of wood, in the shape of two dragons, one painted white, and the other black. He then stood tall, allowing his tears to fall generously at this point. ”Pel... you were my best friend for a very long time. I have made mistakes, and I have been a bad friend to you in these past years. I should have kept my mouth shut when speaking to Dele, that was a mistake that I will regret for the rest of my life. I will never live this down brother, you carried much of my burden for most of my life. I will never forget you.” Elrion promtly steps back, giving the grave one last look before heading back up into the city, his shoulders slumped and his face looking grim. “Goodbye, mal’onn.”

Elrion laughs with her. ”Still not me.”

I miss you all so much :’(

Elrion Visaj reads the missive, and shook his head simply, before writing one of his own, posting it below Pelilasdir’s. Citizens of Haelun’or, I do apologize for the insulence of my old, dear friend Pelilasdir. It was not long ago, that we were close to the best of friends. It does pain me to see him slander my name this way, though I feel it might be in order to write a brief response, to ensure all of my friends in the city understand where I am coming from. Let’s start with the first accusation; Okarir’tir Elrion Visaj and Okarir’tayna Caestella Valerieth plotted to take control of our Silver City, I did my duty as a pure citizen to follow their every step and pretend to be on board with them. My response to this is simple, and straightforward. Not only does this wicked man have no proof for these accusations as any pure Mali’aheral should. But he is bitter at heart, because I recently told his fiance about his efforts to become a dark mage Naztherak user, as I had learned from my intimate relationship with him in the years before this missive was posted. His fiance Dele Moonbrook left him after this, and I’m sure my name was mentioned. I cannot think of any other reason why he would frame me this way for trying to ‘Overthrow the government’. Though it is clear this accusation has no context or proof. I figured I should mention, I love my grandfather, or Uncle by blood. Dimaethor Visaj was the only father in my life. He is the leader I look up to more than any other. He is what is good for our people. Most understand I would rather drink, or lead the armies, not lead the entire Country. I am still living my kid years, and it wouldn’t make sense for a 30 year old to coup the existing leadership. I have proven myself loyal time and time again. Okarir’tir Elrion Visaj and Okarir’tayna Caestella Valerieth tried to become Dark Mages, they frequented the place our Allies and Sillumir crusaded against. I was there gathering information on their defenses and power structure for the People of the Silver City. I, Elrion Visaj was the one to orchestrate the raid against Gehenna. If I truly cared about dark magic, why would I have taken the position of Okarir’tir? If I was infact a mage of any type, I would not be able to hold a sword the way I do, or wear my heavy plated armor. So not only is this accusation false, but it is irrelevant. As for the list of names, don’t you all think it’s incredibly fishy that for some reason Pelilasdir knows all of these people, and NEVER told Dimaethor, the one he was supposedly “doing it all for” . Nor did he tell the Sillumir at any point in time. Many remember the day that I was captured and beaten by the dark mages at Gehenna. When I returned, I told Dimaethor Visaj, our blessed Sohaer everything that happened to me, how to get there, and who I saw there. I only returned a single time after that, as I later learned after the raid that I planned and orchestrated, that it was my mother who captured me, and tried to kill me, or so I thought at the time. I returned to see if it was her, to no avail, but who did I see there.... you guessed it. Pelilasdir Frostfyre. He was there indeed, and he was trying to learn Naztherak Magic. I feel he himself just proved this fact, as he quite literally stated three names from ‘Gehenna’. How else would he know these names, unless he actually went there himself without telling a single soul in Haelun’or. How long does it take to ‘Gather information about their defenses’? A day? Maybe two? It has been over six years, since I made my last visit to Gehenna. And here we are, just learning for the very first time that he was there. It was about a week ago, that I approached him in the Visaj Friendship park. And I had asked him if he were practicing the magic still, he replied no, and I decided, due to our friendship that I would leave it at that, and walk away. I trusted that he would not use dark magic, and I have never seen him use the magic myself, so as any Aheral would do, I waited for proof. Though clearly I do not need it anymore, as he has stated above that he was involved there for countless years now. Perhaps the one that should be in question is Pelilasdir Frostfyre, not the Great Okarir’tir Elrion Visaj. My loyalty to this country is undying. I live and breath Haelun’or. I have been here everyday, all day. Yet Pelilasdir claims to be a ‘traveller’. He is away far more often away than he is at home. This in and of itself should provide even more support for my claims and his own that he was living at Gehenna for a while without telling anybody of his findings of ‘How the enemy defenses work’.

Yeah Wrath still out there too, just waiting for Iblees to come back. Currently play Okarir’tir Elrion Visaj in Haelun’or now. Hope you’re doing good man, been long time. We should have family reunion one of these days.

I miss you boys so much Rip Undead 2k15 Never forget. If any of you are left, let me know. The only one I still know of is Zarsies and one other dude I can’t remember his name. Anyway, here’s to Iblees Undead in 2020.

I gotta say, the old way was way better. I could teach a new player how to use it in literally 5 minutes. Now I have no idea what I’m doing...

“Yeah like purity ever meant anything to you ‘ata. A soldier is a soldier, and our soldiers won. And yours lost. Boo-hoo.”