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Cats and Supernatural Powers Zombie Nixon stated in his newspaper, with research from his scientists have found that when cats nap (usually about 24 hours) they are in the realm of the living dead and have supernatural powers. Cats have been known to attack people waking the cat up, but hey, you wouldn't want some old guy waking you up either. Some cats have been known to vomit on dogs. Hitler and his scientists (and hitler melons) have found that cats can defeat the jews, when they are...