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Cats played an integral (and hitherto unmentioned) part in the development of teleportation systems on spaceships. By observing how Cats often appear directly under people's feet seemingly out of nowhere Isaac Newton worked out the biological aspects of teleportation. (Using a resonating frequency that vibrated postulated matter, Newton was often discovered by chaperons in girl's locker rooms.) It has been scientifically proven that Cats "teleport" quieter on soft surfaces suc...