Amorphbutt

Here is a joke from an old server the deity called the Pegacorn :The Mighty Pegacorn The divine being of might that empowers His chosen ones to accomplish great feats. If thou disobeys the mighty Pegacorn, thou shalt be banished to His eternal realm where thou shalt be cursed to attempt to fill an ever draining tub of bubble bath for eons to come! A select few prophets of Pegacorn can interpret His words and impart them so they may affect our earthly affairs. His mighty words often take o...