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  1. Amorphbutt
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/111882-art-for-blood-lots-of-blood/ Come to me my pretties.
  2. Amorphbutt

    The fact that Aegis, against all logic and reason (still deemed a hallucination by the staff) seems to exist and the readdition of MPM to the server? Coincidence? I think not!

    1. susitsu

      susitsu

      Wot. Aegis was conquered, not obliterated. It was fully corrupted as Iblees' domain.

  3. Amorphbutt

    Anything in Cosmic Sans looks like it'd sound like a kitten. Take kitten Yzma for instance.

    1. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      Will it? http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Cosmic-Sans-l.jpg

    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Oh my god, it did.

  4. Amorphbutt

    Hm... I really want the new Hoenn poke mans games... But 3DS too hiiiigh.

    1. PtahWithin

      PtahWithin

      Play Dark Souls

      http://i.imgur.com/bDNPGPm.gif

    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Dark Souls is not fun really... Just very frustrating and repetitive with only glimpses of success in the future.

  5. Amorphbutt

    adyl is the bubble magus now. fear her.

  6. Amorphbutt

    I just rolled a 20/20 when my character was staring at the water to learn water evo.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      what might this mean? :U

    3. Jchizz

      Jchizz

      the water vaporizes before you

    4. Wolf Druid Ouity

      Wolf Druid Ouity

      Whatever you want it to mean. Water evo isn't a locked subtype, do whatever feels in-character.

  7. Amorphbutt

    ew war rp so unneedly loud shut up with your shouting god quiet voices.

    1. Parading

      Parading

      I don't have a problem, considering war consists of a lot of shouting. The issue I have is that 70% of **** yelled is trolly garbage.

    2. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      AVE OREN

      420 BLAZE IT

  8. Amorphbutt

    What the **** are snow elves.

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    2. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      Who apparently need their own nation.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Oh. Skyrim snow elves.

    4. Abeam

      Abeam

      The controversy is over the fact that the Snow Elves have a ridiculously low population, most likely due to their poor attempts at diplomacy in the early stages of their infancy. Yet still demand the same amount of respect as another nation, which is especially troublesome due to the fact that the High Elves are spearheading a massive unification of the Elves as a whole, with the Wood and Dark Elves joining them, so the Snow Elves are seen as another group of Elven 'Loners', who in t...

  9. Amorphbutt

    girl: obby ur so hard! robot bf: I AM MADE OF METAL

    1. Korvic

      Korvic

      lolwat

  10. Amorphbutt

    I'm not your friend, buddy!

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    2. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      **** u all, I thought you were all my friends!

    3. Heff

      Heff

      ugh dewp boi u idiot u killed it u idiot

    4. Korvic

      Korvic

      Dewpboy you uncle fawkah!

  11. Amorphbutt

    talk dirty to me bertolt

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

    2. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      filth dirt sludge compost manure

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      oh man thats hot

  12. Amorphbutt

    talk dirty to me bertolt

  13. Amorphbutt

    Elves are biologically immortal. Look up what it means before you rage.

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    2. bickando

      bickando

      Idk but it's in the lore so it must be true

    3. BannanaToYou

      BannanaToYou

      Unfortunately this isn't lord of the rings.

    4. bickando

      bickando

      ^ Elves are immune to aging on lord of the rings, but they can still technically die of old age in lotc. It hasn't happened because what are the chances of an elf getting to over 1000 and the OOC player age-killing it...

  14. Amorphbutt
    https://24.media.tumblr.com/dccb4e43ca407bdb29fb07ad5aaa716f/tumblr_n6rxgsrAem1qe036po2_500.jpg
  15. Amorphbutt

    I need to see a dedicated military group like the guards from Oblivion. Those things followed me through a GATE to get me to pay up.

    1. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      The difference is that they don't instantly try to kill you or send you or execute you on the spot unless they know that you're a dangerous ******* out to commit genocide on the world. Also those guards had super powers because they had a super sense to know when a crime had been committed.

    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      http://i.imgur.com/R40wuap.jpg
    3. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      In Arena, thirty guards would pop out of no where if you committed a crime. even in the wilds

  16. Amorphbutt
    this. this is amazing.
  17. Amorphbutt

    whenever there's a pon, there is a wei.

  18. Amorphbutt

    All the characters on LOTC must have very long bathroom breaks. Due to me never seeing a Fade to Bathroom Use emote.

  19. Amorphbutt

    The favorite sport of humans is the Spanish Inquisition.

    1. Abeam

      Abeam

      thats like the soccer of orenian sports, only non americans like it

    2. Abeam

      Abeam

      we prefer alpha stuff, like exterminatus, and explosions and ****

  20. Amorphbutt

    Legend says that if you say Hightower three times that one of them will appear.

    1. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      Thats a rather boring legend concerning Hightowers. As someone who has worked for them I can assure you much more is too them.

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      Hightower, hightower, hightower!

    3. Neri

      Neri

      Actually, you have to strip naked, don a pair of speedos, cover a road with vaseline and slide along on your stomach whilst singing "Booty Man" at the top of your voice. You need at least five midget belly-dancers dancing on the sidelines to make sure it works.

  21. Amorphbutt

    I want to see a halfling make a pumpkin stew. It's really cool. Just carve out a pumpkin and cook a stew inside of it.

  22. Amorphbutt

    I am in the ancient temple thing and I just gotta ask this; why is there a shrine made to a black ****?

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      dong. the blurred out thing is dong.

      http://i.gyazo.com/d238eda41361056c02819d6cb22d09d0.png

    2. The Cleaning Crew

      The Cleaning Crew

      Gooms was once naked. He can't be held accountable for the actions of those who witnessed it.

  23. Amorphbutt

    Halfling to a human: "Pumpkin carvin'? More like wastin' a perfectly fine meal, aye."

  24. Amorphbutt

    you know that we must sacrifice those unwilling to receive the blessing of the MPM for us to have it back with us. Kill the impure.

  25. Amorphbutt

    Playing a halfling isn't roleplay; it's a lifestyle. The best one. Join now and get a free pumpkin patch!

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