Amorphbutt

When characters take advice from child-characters, I facepalm.

Tsop sdawkcab a si sith.

Well thii2 ii2 an unexpected turn of event2. To be hone2t, II thought that II'd be gone. II blame people II have on 2kype for thii2. *glare2 at Keem*

:33 - *TWITCHES TAIL AND LEAPS AT PURRFECTLY*

What city in LOTC has the most happenings that really don't make sense and often lead to horrible deaths of the townfolks?

Does anyone need a child or something? I need a character. Give me yours so that I may eat it, gain its powers, and finally, after a few more burps, become it.

I am a seed. I need to be planted. Plant me somewhere with fertile soil, plenty of sunshine, lots of water, and blood sacrifices that will last, say, ten years?

Dwarves do not grow beards. Beards grow dwarves. Female beards give birth to beards. Sometimes the beards need to cut them off.

The elven subraces are now as followed: Cynical, hippie, and edgy. Enjoy.

Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Give me material and electronic gifts now, or I'll surely kill you.

Psst... Homestuck.

ALL HAIL, ALL SUBMIT BEFORE THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD. GROVEL AND BEG FOR YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES.

oH, hI.

Boo.

Grr.

*GRUMBLES*

Great news everyone! Oren's in yet another civil war! Now we can watch as they poke one another with the pointy ends of sticks until the other, or both sides stop moving!

Great news, everyone! The last clean orc in LOTC has perished! Now we can go harvest his skin to make little umbrellas!

I wanna make a village called Night Vale where all this crazy magic **** goes on, and people randomly die just cause.

I'M the princess!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

He barfed on the sailor like a piiig! And the police ate Timothy!

Sherry is now Isolde's favorite. She's like a dog. That makes people explode.

Sherry is now Isolde's favorite. She's like a dog. That makes people explode.