Aesopian

i have early onset arthritis

Found some ancient relics from Minecon 2011..

Found some ancient relics from Minecon 2011..

And the horses of the field shall have their hooves cloven by blisters, and the blisters shall swell with amniotic fluid. They shall trot the field and their blisters burst to deliver the fly-eyed foals of Iblees, and their riders will be the eight-thousand-and-twenty score legions of imps at his command.

Just had a great conversation with Telanir on how I can move forward in regard to the recent Your View. I would like to reaffirm my alignment with the mission statement, and I apologize for my poor attitude & recent sh*tposts on the forums.

Since my proposal of CRP becoming our default combat system in February 2022, it has been my goal to consistently make substantial improvements to our Roleplay Standards, and that will always be my goal.

If you have ideas or words of advice for how we can improve our quality of Roleplay, I'd love to VC with you.

The drums of war thunder once again.

halfway done with vaults
neat useless stats:

-people with a username starting with C are most likely to have something taken from their vaults

-people with a

username starting with a number are the least likely to have something taken from their vaults

-there were 1225 vaults submitted (which are being reviewed in completely random nonparticular order)

-the most ubiquitous ST material being taken through is Lightstones, which are 30 units ahead of any other individual material

-the least ubiquitous ST material being taken through is Argentum, with only 1 unit so far (even fewer than carb!)

-The most commonly confiscated items are (in no particular order)
-Alchemy Shears
-Quietus Crystals
-Lockpicks/Boltcutters
-Aidencoin
-Pre-nerf Tanglefoot potions

 -The most common potion being brought over is Arctic Mists which make up 2/3rds of brought-over potions, with close seconds being Fortitude Oil, Blasting Potions, and Hound's Howl

-The most common magic items being brought over are voidal enchantments (Most specifically, a close tie of Air/Water evocation). Mysticism, Bloodmagic, and Paladinism are the leading three behind these two.

-The most common prosthetic is Animii prosthetics by a large margin

-Only 4 errors have been made (and corrected) of 615 vaults reviewed with an error percent of .65

-There has only been 2 illegal nexus/athera items discovered, compared to last map's ~30/40

-An estimated ~2-5% of people who have vaulted items have still not logged in to the new map

-The race with the most cultural/national artefacts stored is Humanity, which scores for more than any other race combined

-Only two RemeronPrime(tm) ST-IOU have been found, only one of which is being redeemed

-A shocking amount of people stored just monk bread and potatoes

-I have seen only 3 or 4 Conjuration Jing in vaults

-I have seen only 2 or 3 items with the Notable Relic tag on them

-Of the 143 accepted MArts, excluding MArt characters or MArt non-items, only 20 MArts have shown up so far. Of these, The Onyx Oculi (133) is the most present with only 6 of 13 Oculi present. 

-The oldest MArt present is MArt 4, which has been around since early Atlas!

-The strangest item I have seen is "Fox testicles". Please don't make these items.

-I have seen only one player-signed item which has broken lore (Stating the item is made of Carbarum).

-The average review time for a vault is ~50 seconds. Voidal enchants or errors in items (alch shears, thieves items, etc.) extend this timer to about 90 seconds.

-Only 1 Admin has had their vault reviewed, and less than 10 of any given Staff Team's members.

-The most commonly brought over items are;

-Alcohol

-Mass-market shop items (mostly swords, crossbows, and jewelry)

-Sentimental items such as notes, wedding rings, pictures, etc.

-Messages/items signed by friends of other players (friend cookies, friend potatoes, nicely written OOC notes/letters, etc.)

-I have seen no Sorvian/Anthroparion signed-items at all during Vaults

-I have only found one item that mentions the vault is under vault review (it was very nice thank you :) )

-Of all vault messages sent, 99.6% of them are "Happy Roleplaying!". The notable exceptions are when I fuck up the copy paste and send someone a meme I meant to send to someone else. This is a meme I sent to someone by accident. sorry...

I'll post these stats and more once I'm done with vaults. have a great day!

It has been one year since I posted my wonk rewrite. THE DEAD DO NOT FORGET

It has been one year since I posted my wonk rewrite. THE DEAD DO NOT FORGET

itdontmatta started following you

It is 1 hour away from my annual change my name… what are we thinking this years guys. 

I can't believe it's been a decade since I signed up here lol, I'm amazed LoTC is still around

I can't believe it's been a decade since I signed up here lol, I'm amazed LoTC is still around

seeing snippets of my writing be reused 4-5 years after leaving the server makes me feel funny

seeing snippets of my writing be reused 4-5 years after leaving the server makes me feel funny

selling tythus’s minecraft account 5 dollars

If anyone is a good emoter, or ever thought of being an ET, I suggest you apply now. Just got ST manager and ill be going over EVERY ST app and running interviews for the next few days. Dont wait till it's too late, make an app ASAP.

@FlamboyantTyrant loving all the events you've been running this map.  You're a true visionary

@FlamboyantTyrant loving all the events you've been running this map.  You're a true visionary

Thinking about playing my Doomforged again.

How do you feel about deforestation. I feel like thats what the september prince event is for. 

can we just take a moment to realize how good and in-depth Aesop's events are...

l  mao...

l  mao...