Harri

Listen and listen well, all of you. The mere existence of the idea to create a sequel to the archetypal human atrocity known as "The Nut Job" should be punishable by immolation. I did my absolute best to try and forget, to try removing the date of Armageddon from my mind. Friday, August the 11th, 2017. The day The Nut Job 2 will be released. All of the horrors of the Earth will seep through the cracks of the planet's mantle and onto the surface to lay waste to our species. We will all die in an inferno of hellfire as Beelzebub roars above our dominion, taking back the world he once owned and returning it into its eternal state of anarchy and fiery chaos. We only have ourselves to blame for this monstrosity, this abomination of a film to be released within days.