ManOfZhal

i wish disliking posts was possible.

A tubby Mongol cracks his fists after being informed of this response, he puts a post it note on the Halsworthy post, saying. 'Take back, apologise, or I kill.'

Another edit to the posters have been made. 'Kill Count - 10'

A new bandit claims the roads of the Dominion, riding on a brown horse. The savage slays any elves he comes across, and has posted several notices around the roads of the Dominion. 'Go on road - Get kill.'

((Username: Zhaldak)) Full name: Edwin Rothson, Lord of Diahrrea, and the Scatmancer. Age: Bronze District: One Political Party (If applicable): National Socialist German Workers Party (N.A.Z.I) Brief bio/speech/campaign kick off: If you vote for me, I will make shitting in the streets legal. All women who refuse to become one of my many wives will be hung for treason, and I will become the patron deity and religion of Rosgar. By voting for me, you therefore agree my phallus is thrice the size of yours, and that your wife is rightfully mine.

10,000 minas! The bid came from a small, elegantly robbed, and yamaka wearing hairy man, who seemed to rub his hands eagerly, with a hint of nefarious malice, preparing to use the land to build many a camp

+1 Cool ****, kind of like Warhammer or Tempus, but a cooler lovechild of them both. Good work, fam.

Zhaldak sharpens his mineman blade, preparing to drive it through magical max's magical back.

THE JOUST (NOBILITY ONLY) NAME: Angus Gromach AGE: 19 TITLE: Gesith LAND OF ORIGIN/HOLDING: Daeland MC NAME: __DeusVult THE MELEE (FOR EVERYONE) NAME: Angus Gromach AGE: 19 TITLE (IF APPLICABLE) Gesith LAND OF ORIGIN: Daeland MC NAME: __DeusVult

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Burly men, clad in tartan kilts and somewhat tattered cloth shirts travelled the Isles of Axios, telling tales of a festival set soon to ecompass the whole world. A tournament was called by the Daelish folks, inviting three of every nation's best three warriors to participate in a tournament. A tournament which will decide who has the best warriors. All were invited to come to spectate, partake in drink, and cheer on their nation's warriors as they go toe to toe with the rest of Axios' finest. No outstanding diplomatic issues were to be pressed on Daelish soil, for on that day all were sharing in the same sport, combat. Time: Saturday the 15th of July, 3 PM EST, 8 PM GMT (technically BST right now, since summer.) Structure For The Event: Every team will fight each other once in one of two rings, 3 at a time, with wooden swords. After every team has fought every team, the four teams with the most winners will move on to the semi-finals. The four teams will then battle it out in two different rings, the winners of both fights battling each other. The winners are then declared the strongest fighters in all of Axios. Merchants Welcome: Any merchants with a decent amount of stock to sell is welcome to arrive a bit and peddle their wares by the arena before the tournament to the currently attending crowd. Food sellers will be granted permission to sell their food during the tournament. Directions: To arrive at the tourney one must take the Tahn boat from the Cloud Temple, then walk to the human cart hub, and take the orange and green cart labelled 'Daeland'.

The Daelish folk celebrate a victory over a myriad of elven tribes, triumphantly roaring and playing their bagpipes and horns, c. 1518 ==================================================================================================================================== After the Siege of Trier, and the formation of the Daelands, and the settling of Ponce, the Daelish people are calling for a festival. All those who wish to come to the festivities are allowed, as long as they come with no hostile intent. Festivities will include various competetive sports, in which prizes will be given out. Houses will then be auctioned off in the village to any clansmen, or outsiders who may wish to buy them. Festivities include: Ashtree Planting: The planting of an ash-tree, to commemorate the Daelish people's heritage, and their religion despite political allegiences. Brawl: First event, PvP with melee, specifically swords. Winner gets 1000 Mina, duels are organized until only two remain. Team Brawl: The second event, pvp in groups of 3. Winning group gets 1000 Mina. Cabertossing: A traditional Daelish sport, two men compete to see who can heave the larger log, the furthest. Roll vs Roll Drinking Game: A large sum of people compete to see who can remain conscious the longest while drinking. Done by rolling 1d100 + any cultural or racial advantages or subtractions, with a certain requirement each round to stay in the game, winner earns free drinks with the Daelish for life. Bagpipe Ceremony: A traditional ceremony in which Daelish play common folk music, chat, reflect, and mainly woo other clansmen and clanswomen to reproduce. Auction: An auction in which houses in the village will be sold to Clansmen who wish to buy them, or outsiders who wish to stay in the village. Festivities will occur on the Grand Harvest, 1619 ((9th of July 2017, 6 PM GMT, 1 EST)), at the village of Ponce. The directions are to the Lorraine cart at the human hub, then following the road down and taking the first right, then following it to a small village.

Wolfgang, hearing the herald, pondered briefly, before the sharp rememberance struck his mind. He recalled the conflict of the Roswells, how he had aided, then swiftly leapt on the fence. Remembering his debt to Conrad, the Duke swiftly clambered upon his horse, before charging outside the walls of Aleksandria, the seat of King Joseph Alexander 'The Mad', and the home of the late, great Tobias Staunton. Reaching the wall of Metz, he swiftly scribbled a letter on cheap parchment, before handing it, and 20 mina, to a small boy - the town courier. As the child rushed off to each corners of the Duchy, the Duke headed to the barracks. He spoke with the Commander, and explained the situation. "War is imminent." He explained. As each vassal of the Duke received the letter and read it together, they prepared to join the Ruthernian side, repaying his debt to Conrad Roswell for sitting on the fence as his kin was slaughtered, in attempt to regain his name for forsaking his friend to the usurper. The letter sent read, "Gather your men, arm them, prepare resources, and garner money. Do all that you can, for war is dawning on lands foreign to distance, but not foreign to our hearts. The friend of our friends, the Rutherns, need our help. Thus, we shall come with all that we have! Ave Ruthernia, Ave Vawdrey and Hail the North! Signed Duke Wolfgang d'Vawdré, Duke of Vawdrey, "

Wolfgang merely sighed, the purchase of Norlandic land seeming less and less likely. Although he had to give the Norlanders some form of respect, as his fellow humans managed to stoutly defend against an empire five times their size.

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-= The Jarl Guck prepares the rebellion against the Tyrant Regime of the FM Empire and General Rebecca, stirring upon his throne at his seat within shitpost city, pondering his next move. =-

What’s the name of the Minecraft account you're applying for?: OneKickRick What's your MAIN Minecraft Account name?: __DeusVult Do you agree to follow the rules on your new account?: Yes. Do you understand you cannot have both of these accounts interacting with one another? This will result in a ban if you are caught!: Yeah. Do you understand that if one account is banned, so will be the other(s)?: Yeeeah. How long have you been on LotC?: Since around September last last year, I'd reckon. How many accounts do you currently have whitelisted (including main)?: 1

What’s your Minecraft Account Name?: ZhalMan How old are you?: 13-15 (It's a thing with me, I'm not cool with giving an exact number.) Are you aware the server is PG-13 (You won’t be denied for being under 13): Yepperie! Have you applied to this server before? (Please link all past applications): No. Have you read and agreed to the rules?: Yes. What’s the rule you agree with the most?: The PM'ing GMs one, can be pretty frustrating to get spammed I guess. Are there any rule(s) that confuse you or don’t make sense?(If so we can help clear it up! You will not be denied for having a question on the rules): No. How did you find out about Lord of the Craft? Some guys on RoK kept talking about it, so I'd thought I'd check it out. (RoK = Rise of Kings.) Definitions Feel free to Google the answers or browse our forums, but make sure that you write the reply in your own words, not those of another website or person! What is roleplaying?: God it's hard to explain.. Assuming a role, playing it much like an actor would I'd guess. What is metagaming?: Using OOC info IC. What is powergaming?: Overcoming every obstacle, being the flawless character etc etc. In-Character Information Now you actually make your character - be creative but stay reasonable! Make sure they make sense and that they follow lore. Try to come up with a character that you actually want to play. Character’s name: Zhaldak Aldothaarn Character’s gender: Male Character’s race: Human. Character’s age: 22 Biography (Please make it a decent two paragraphs long. Remember to add server lore, and events that happened to your character so that they don’t contradict history.): Jon von Taarklon grew up on a farming house by Wurdenberg, born into a poor family. Jon had taken up the job of farming under his mother's wing alongside his older brother, producing a lot of produce. As Jon grew, his family's numbers grew. And so the money they made was not enough. Jon began to rob others not for himself, but for his family. Jon also grew a deep hatred for the other races, becoming highly religious. Jon frequented church a lot, devotion most of his free time to religious studies or sword fighting. Jon hated all those who didn't believe, excluding them from contact. Insulting them then pretending they don't exist. Though religious, Jon had no choice but to steal and believed the creator would forgive him for it. Jon's family had no idea, he told them he made the money selling to outsiders, never realizing he stole. If asked about any criminal history, Jon will deny it. It brings Jon pain to remember such events. Personality Traits: Devoted, loyal, keen, brave and eager to help. He is at the ready to perform a crime for others, not for his own gain but to help those around him. Quiet, easily angered he may be, but his heart is in the right place. Ambitions: To be known as one to come to in times of need and to be known to help all those around him, not to gain himself but to boost those around him. Strengths/Talents: Running, climbing/scaling, hand to hand combat and intelligence. Weaknesses/Inabilities: Quiet, short fuse (easily angered.), not as strong as the biggest of men and easily disrespectful (in medieval rp with nobles & such.. That's a problem lol.) can barely swim and isn't particularly good with words either. (also the worst flirt you'll ever meet.) Appearance (List the extra details of your characters appearance, IE; height & weight): Black hair, green eyes, medium cut hair. 6'1, 80kg. Appearance, please provide us a screenshot of your character’s skin (If you need help, see our screenshot guide here): http://prntscr.com/6ukthy