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Status Updates posted by fighting evil by moonlight
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o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....
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I reported you
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quality minecraft rp
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star star star star everything am i right guys
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still looking for someone to play an elven child !! msg chihiros in game or just send me a message on the forums
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this is a real, published book http://prntscr.com/iwufk6
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@Veist i was writing lore and i physically cannot anymore, im just sitting here like "huh"
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@fighting evil by moonlight imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
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Well..... I'm have you know my dad owns these streets and if you dowbt apologise for hacking my minecraft server I'm have him come to your house and analy probe you! ???? Im fed up with this Bullshit! All these n00bs hacking in robloxx because they cant stand the Xx_Robloxx*****Destroyer_xX so the dox me ?????????? its time for the revolution! Mobile Gamers are supreme! Mobile master race ???? ✈?
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What is my perfect crime? I break into Ferrero's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the Nutella. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Ferrero. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Ferrero to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the Nutella.
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xxFoxyTrumpxx: notices ur nuke OwO what's this?
kimjongdong: glomps guam how do u like it?
xxFoxyTrumpxx: uwu it's so big!!! XD want 2 see my nuke...s?
kimjongdong: yes bb! i want to see ur nukes hugs you and wags tail
xxFoxyTrumpxx: arms nuke r u ready? nuzzles ur pyongyang
kimjongdong: OwO yis! pants, begs for nukes
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zaebos more like zaesmelly