warlord of filth

@Nug this seems like its a common thing, that if a new magic or idea shares even the hairline similarity to another, it's instantly shot down because of that.

You know how i do bard magic? By rolling the dice and watching how my character messes up actions he should be able to do as a travelling entertainer. Works every time.
((or you can say you have a magical instrument that detects it's wielders lies through breaking a string when a story is "embelished" for comedic effect.)) 

You can bed a Azdrazi already. What more do you want?